布莱德彼特之即刻毁灭
（中情局总部）
（维吉尼亚州朗里）
奥斯彭，请进
Ozzie. Come on in.
奥斯彭，请进
Palmer. What's up?
帕马，什么事？ Palmer. What's up?
帕马，什么事？
You know Peck and Olson.
佩克和欧森你都认识 You know Peck and Olson.
佩克和欧森你都认识
佩克，你好
Peck, yes, hiya. Olson, by reputation.
欧森，久仰大名 Peck, yes, hiya. Olson, by reputation.
欧森，久仰大名
I'm Osborne Cox.
我是奥斯彭卡克斯 I'm Osborne Cox.
我是奥斯彭卡克斯
Yeah, hi.
你好 Yeah, hi.
你好
你不是跟…
Aren't you with... Isn't he...
他不是… Aren't you with... Isn't he...
他不是…
Yeah, that's right. Have a seat.
对 Yeah, that's right. Have a seat.
请坐 Yeah, that's right. Have a seat.
请坐
Look, Oz, look.
奥斯彭，这种事不好启齿 Look, Oz, look.
奥斯彭，这种事不好启齿
There's no easy way to say this.
奥斯彭，这种事不好启齿
我们要撤除你的职务
We're taking you off the Balkans desk.
我们要撤除你的职务
什么？
What? Why?
为什么？ What? Why?
为什么？
In fact, we're moving you out of SIGINT entirely.
其实是要你离开中情局 In fact, we're moving you out of SIGINT entirely.
其实是要你离开中情局
Just... No discussion? Just "You're out"?
没讨论的余地？直接赶我走？ Just... No discussion? Just "You're out"?
没讨论的余地？直接赶我走？
正在讨论啊
Well, we're having the discussion now.
Look, Oz, this doesn't have to be unpleasant.
未必要闹得不愉快啦 Look, Oz, this doesn't have to be unpleasant.
未必要闹得不愉快啦
帕马，我无意冒犯
Palmer, with all due respect,
帕马，我无意冒犯
what the fuck are you talking about?
你在乱讲什么？ what the fuck are you talking about?
你在乱讲什么？
And why is Olson here?
为什么欧森也在？ And why is Olson here?
为什么欧森也在？
奥斯彭…
Ozzie, look...
奥斯彭…
什么嘛！一定不是我表现不好
What the fuck is this?
什么嘛！一定不是我表现不好
- I know it's not my work. - Ozzie.
什么嘛！一定不是我表现不好
我是优秀的分析员，是不是…
I'm a great fucking analyst.
我是优秀的分析员，是不是…
Okay, Ozzie.
奥斯彭… Okay, Ozzie.
奥斯彭…
最近的情况不太好，你也知道的
Ozzie, things have not been going well, as you know.
最近的情况不太好，你也知道的
You have a drinking problem.
你酗酒 You have a drinking problem.
我酗酒？
I have a drinking problem?
我酗酒？
This doesn't have to be unpleasant.
未必要闹得不愉快啦 This doesn't have to be unpleasant.
未必要闹得不愉快啦
政府有个公职给你
We found something for you in State. It's a...
政府有个公职给你
和情报比较无关
Well, it is a lower clearance level. Yes.
和情报比较无关
But it's not... Look, we're not terminating you.
但是我们不… But it's not... Look, we're not terminating you.
我们不是要开除你 But it's not... Look, we're not terminating you.
我们不是要开除你
Hmm.
我们不是要开除你
这是人身攻击
This is an assault.
我酗酒？ This is an assault.
我酗酒？
I have a drinking problem?
干！佩克，你是摩门教的 I have a drinking problem?
干！佩克，你是摩门教的
- Fuck you, Peck. You're a Mormon! - Ozzie.
奥斯彭… - Fuck you, Peck. You're a Mormon! - Ozzie.
奥斯彭…
Next to you, we all have a drinking problem!
你们禁酒，相较之下大家都酗酒 Next to you, we all have a drinking problem!
你们禁酒，相较之下大家都酗酒
What the fuck is this? Whose ass didn't I kiss? Huh?
什么嘛！ What the fuck is this? Whose ass didn't I kiss? Huh?
我没拍到谁的马屁？ What the fuck is this? Whose ass didn't I kiss? Huh?
我没拍到谁的马屁？
- Let's be honest! - Okay...
说实话 - Let's be honest! - Okay...
好，欧森… - Let's be honest! - Okay...
好，欧森…
I mean, let us be fucking honest.
开诚布公讲清楚 I mean, let us be fucking honest.
开诚布公讲清楚
这是欲加之罪
This is a crucifixion! This is political!
这是政治迫害 This is a crucifixion! This is political!
这是政治迫害
别告诉我这不是
And don't tell me it's not!
别告诉我这不是
I have a drinking problem!
我最好是酗酒啦 I have a drinking problem!
我最好是酗酒啦
You're home.
你回来了 You're home.
你回来了
作好心理准备，我有事要宣布
Honey, hang on to your hat. I've got some news.
作好心理准备，我有事要宣布
Did you pick up the cheeses?
你有去拿起司吗？ Did you pick up the cheeses?
你有去拿起司吗？
Huh?
The cheeses? Were they ready?
起司做好了吗？ The cheeses? Were they ready?
起司做好了吗？
The cheeses?
起司？ The cheeses?
起司？
I didn't realize you could be home so early.
我不知道你会这么早回家 I didn't realize you could be home so early.
我不知道你会这么早回家
Yeah. I left a message for you to stop by Arnaud's.
我留话叫你去阿诺店里拿 Yeah. I left a message for you to stop by Arnaud's.
马格拉德和法勒两家人要过来 Yeah. I left a message for you to stop by Arnaud's.
马格拉德和法勒两家人要过来
The Magruders and the Pfarrers are coming this evening.
马格拉德和法勒两家人要过来
法勒？
The Pfarrers... What did Kathleen say?
凯瑟琳怎么说？ The Pfarrers... What did Kathleen say?
凯瑟琳怎么说？
什么？
What?
你留言时她怎么说？
When you left the message?
你留言时她怎么说？
她说她会转告你
That she would give you the message.
她说她会转告你
我不知道，今天出大事了
Well, I don't know, I guess we had bigger news today.
我不知道，今天出大事了
My day didn't revolve around whether...
我有点不能… My day didn't revolve around whether...
我有点不能…
你没去拿起司？
Do you mean that you didn't pick up the cheeses?
你没去拿起司？
Well, if I didn't get the message,
没人转告我，我就不知道要去拿 Well, if I didn't get the message,
没人转告我，我就不知道要去拿
then I didn't pick up the cheeses.
没人转告我，我就不知道要去拿
- For fuck's sake, Ozzie. - But, honey, hang on to your hat.
可是我有事要… - For fuck's sake, Ozzie. - But, honey, hang on to your hat.
拜托，要我现在去拿？ - For fuck's sake, Ozzie. - But, honey, hang on to your hat.
拜托，要我现在去拿？
- What, now I have to go and pick them up? - I have some news to...
留在家里换好衣服 - What, now I have to go and pick them up? - I have some news to...
留在家里换好衣服
Stay here and get dressed.
留在家里换好衣服
Honey, we have to talk.
老婆，我们谈谈 Honey, we have to talk.
老婆，我们谈谈
Well, not now. I mean, they're gonna be here in less than an hour.
现在不行 Well, not now. I mean, they're gonna be here in less than an hour.
他们再过不到一小时就到了 Well, not now. I mean, they're gonna be here in less than an hour.
Is that goat cheese?
那是羊奶起司？ Is that goat cheese?
那是羊奶起司？
Chèvre, yes, that is a goat cheese.
对，就是羊奶起司 Chèvre, yes, that is a goat cheese.
对，就是羊奶起司
'Cause I have a lactose reflux, and I can't...
因为我乳糖逆流，不能… 'Cause I have a lactose reflux, and I can't...
因为我乳糖逆流，不能…
You're lactose intolerant?
你乳糖不耐？ You're lactose intolerant?
你乳糖不耐？
对，但我可以…
- Yeah, but I... - Or you have acid reflux?
还是胃酸逆流？这是两回事 - Yeah, but I... - Or you have acid reflux?
还是胃酸逆流？这是两回事
- They're different things. - I know what they are.
我知道啦 - They're different things. - I know what they are.
我知道啦
So you misspoke.
是你讲错了？ So you misspoke.
是你讲错了？
谢谢你纠正我
Well, thank you for correcting me.
谢谢你纠正我
哈利，尝点羊奶起司，很好吃
You should try the chèvre, Harry. It's very good.
好，我可以吃羊奶起司 You should try the chèvre, Harry. It's very good.
好，我可以吃羊奶起司
Yeah. I can eat goat cheese.
好，我可以吃羊奶起司
只是在跟你老公说我过敏
I was just telling your husband that I have a condition
只是在跟你老公说我过敏
where I go into anaphylactic shock when I...
不能吃到… where I go into anaphylactic shock when I...
不能吃到…
- Harry works in the Marshals Service, Doug. - And my throat...
哈利是联邦保安官，道格 - Harry works in the Marshals Service, Doug. - And my throat...
哈利是联邦保安官，道格
Oh! I'm on the legislative side.
我在立法部门，跟着哈比参议员 Oh! I'm on the legislative side.
我在立法部门，跟着哈比参议员
I work with Senator Hobby.
我在财政部待到调去国土安全部
I was with Treasury, dealing with Homeland Security.
我在财政部待到调去国土安全部
I'm with the Marshals now.
现在是保安官 I'm with the Marshals now.
现在是保安官
If you want, he'll show you his great big gun.
他可以亮枪给你们看 If you want, he'll show you his great big gun.
他可以亮枪给你们看
Very funny. Gun's no big deal.
很好笑 Very funny. Gun's no big deal.
枪没啥大不了 Very funny. Gun's no big deal.
枪没啥大不了
当了20年保安官还没掏过枪
Twenty years of Marshals Service, I never discharged my weapon.
当了20年保安官还没掏过枪
That sounds like something you should be telling your psychiatrist.
你应该去跟精神科医生讲 That sounds like something you should be telling your psychiatrist.
你应该去跟精神科医生讲
我没看精神科
I don't have a psychiatrist.
我的工作就很无趣了
Boy, I guess my job is pretty undramatic.
我的工作就很无趣了
我在立法部门
I'm on the legislative side.
我在立法部门
Mrs. Pfarrer, what do you do?
法勒太太，你在哪儿高就？ Mrs. Pfarrer, what do you do?
法勒太太，你在哪儿高就？
Do you also carry a big gun?
也带枪吗？ Do you also carry a big gun?
也带枪吗？
不是，我写…
No, I write children's...
不是，我写…
She writes children's books.
她写童书 She writes children's books.
她写童书
Yeah. Oliver, The Cat Who Lives In The Rotunda.
“住国会大厦的猫咪奥立佛” Yeah. Oliver, The Cat Who Lives In The Rotunda.
“住国会大厦的猫咪奥立佛”
好看耶！我外甥和外甥女都很爱
- Those are wonderful! - Thank you.
好看耶！我外甥和外甥女都很爱
My nieces and nephews just love them.
好看耶！我外甥和外甥女都很爱
Oh! Yeah, it's a beloved, beloved series.
一系列可爱的童书 Oh! Yeah, it's a beloved, beloved series.
一系列可爱的童书
Oh! Thank you.
一系列可爱的童书
You should see the fan mail she gets.
她收到很多读者来信 You should see the fan mail she gets.
她收到很多读者来信
Are you sure this is goat cheese?
这真的是羊奶起司？ Are you sure this is goat cheese?
这真的是羊奶起司？
请你老婆聊聊她的书吧，哈利
Why don't you let your wife tell them about her own books, Harry?
请你老婆聊聊她的书吧，哈利
- Come with me into the kitchen. - I'm sorry. Was I dominating?
你来厨房帮我弄蔬菜沙拉 - Come with me into the kitchen. - I'm sorry. Was I dominating?
你来厨房帮我弄蔬菜沙拉
Help with the crudités.
完了，他知道了啦
God damn it. He knows, doesn't he? These are nice floors.
地板好漂亮 God damn it. He knows, doesn't he? These are nice floors.
地板好漂亮
知道什么？
- Knows what? - About us, he knows about us.
我们的事 - Knows what? - About us, he knows about us.
他知道我们的事了，可恶！ - Knows what? - About us, he knows about us.
他知道我们的事了，可恶！
- Little prick. - Don't be such an ass.
别乱讲，他不知道啦 - Little prick. - Don't be such an ass.
别乱讲，他不知道啦
He doesn't know a thing.
别乱讲，他不知道啦
What is that, Forbo?
什么材质？塑胶？ What is that, Forbo?
什么材质？塑胶？
What a horse's ass.
真他妈的讨厌 What a horse's ass.
真他妈的讨厌
不知道干嘛要去他们家
I don't know why we see them.
不知道干嘛要去他们家
Well, she's all right.
她还好啦 Well, she's all right.
她还好啦
She's a cold, stuck-up bitch.
她是个冷漠傲慢的女人 She's a cold, stuck-up bitch.
她是个冷漠傲慢的女人
You quit?
你辞职了？ You quit?
你辞职了？
Uh-huh.
Well, thank you for telling me.
谢谢你告诉我 Well, thank you for telling me.
谢谢你告诉我
Well, I tried to tell you this...
我下午就想告诉你… Well, I tried to tell you this...
我下午就想告诉你…
You tried? You tried?
你想？然后呢？突然变哑巴？ You tried? You tried?
你想？然后呢？突然变哑巴？
And then what, aphasia kicked in?
不是啦，就客人来了…
No. Then our guests came and then...
不是啦，就客人来了…
- Why? For fuck's sake, Ozzie. - I don't know.
你干嘛辞职？ - Why? For fuck's sake, Ozzie. - I don't know.
我不知道，就累了嘛 - Why? For fuck's sake, Ozzie. - I don't know.
我不知道，就累了嘛
I just got so tired.
我不知道，就累了嘛
You're tired?
累了？ You're tired?
累了？
对，不想再和潮流作对
Yes, of swimming against the current.
对，不想再和潮流作对
Uh-huh.
Independent thought is not valued there.
他们不重视独立思考 Independent thought is not valued there.
他们不重视独立思考
They resist it. They fight it. The bureaucracy is...
只会反抗、打压 They resist it. They fight it. The bureaucracy is...
官僚体制… They resist it. They fight it. The bureaucracy is...
有给你退休金或遣散费吗？ They resist it. They fight it. The bureaucracy is...
有给你退休金或遣散费吗？
So they gave you a pension or severance or something?
有给你退休金或遣散费吗？
我不是退休，是辞职
I didn't retire. I quit. I don't want their benefits.
我不要他们的福利 I didn't retire. I quit. I don't want their benefits.
我不要他们的福利
但我的福利还有吧？
But my benefits, they will do you, right?
但我的福利还有吧？
以后还能靠他们？
They'll see you through, is that the idea?
以后还能靠他们？
又不是在中情局才能赚钱
It's not like that's the only way to make money.
是吗？你打算做什么？ It's not like that's the only way to make money.
是吗？你打算做什么？
Yes? Yes? Well, what're you gonna do?
是吗？你打算做什么？
I'll do some consulting.
去当顾问 I'll do some consulting.
去当顾问
Consulting.
顾问？ Consulting.
顾问？
对，帮助别人
Yes, to help out while... I've always wanted to write.
我还想写作 Yes, to help out while... I've always wanted to write.
我还想写作
写作？
Write. Write what?
写什么？ Write. Write what?
写什么？
我一直想写…
I've been thinking about writing a book.
…写书 I've been thinking about writing a book.
…写书
Or, you know, a sort of memoir.
或是写回忆录 Or, you know, a sort of memoir.
或是写回忆录
You okay there, Dad?
爸，你还好吧？ You okay there, Dad?
爸，你还好吧？
爸，我离开中情局了
Dad, I left my job at the Agency.
爸，我离开中情局了
I'm sorry, Dad.
对不起，爸 I'm sorry, Dad.
对不起，爸
政府公职…
Government service is not the same as when you were in State.
不是你当年那样了 Government service is not the same as when you were in State.
不是你当年那样了
现在不一样了
Things are different now.
现在不一样了
我不知道，也许是因为冷战结束
I don't know, maybe it's the Cold War ending.
我不知道，也许是因为冷战结束
现在好像只有官僚体制
Now it seems like it's all bureaucracy and no mission.
没有任务 Now it seems like it's all bureaucracy and no mission.
没有任务
我要写回忆录
I'm writing a memoir.
我要写回忆录
I think it can be pretty explosive.
可能会满劲爆的 I think it can be pretty explosive.
可能会满劲爆的
但你应该不会反对
But I don't think you would disapprove.
但你应该不会反对
你应该不会反对
I don't think you would disapprove.
凯蒂不太能接受 I don't think you would disapprove.
凯蒂不太能接受
Katie's had trouble accepting it.
但有时候这是爱国的更高境界 Katie's had trouble accepting it.
但有时候这是爱国的更高境界
But sometimes there's a higher patriotism, Dad.
…都大同小异 But sometimes there's a higher patriotism, Dad.
…都大同小异
这种人我清楚得很
I know this kind of man. We've seen this.
我们都看多了 I know this kind of man. We've seen this.
我们都看多了
卡克斯太太，不能让他占你便宜
Mrs. Cox, you cannot let this man
卡克斯太太，不能让他占你便宜
take advantage of you, and he will.
他会占你便宜的 take advantage of you, and he will.
他会占你便宜的
He will.
他一定会 He will.
他一定会
对，我就是怕这样
Yes. This is my fear.
对，我就是怕这样
Though he's trying... Well, he says
但他是说他想… Though he's trying... Well, he says
但他是说他想…
he's trying to pull himself together but...
他想重新振作 he's trying to pull himself together but...
他想重新振作
对，我有义务要请你挽救婚姻
Yeah. Look, sure, I'm obliged to tell you to try to salvage things,
and you should. It's not unheard of
你应该试试看 and you should. It's not unheard of
也是有人会洗心革面 and you should. It's not unheard of
也是有人会洗心革面
that people turn themselves around,
你还没提到离婚吧？ that people turn themselves around,
你还没提到离婚吧？
but you haven't broached the possibility of divorce yet.
你还没提到离婚吧？
- No. - Well, that's good.
没有 - No. - Well, that's good.
那就好 - No. - Well, that's good.
那就好
Because first you should get his financials before he's forewarned.
你要先调查他的财务状况 Because first you should get his financials before he's forewarned.
先别打草惊蛇 Because first you should get his financials before he's forewarned.
先别打草惊蛇
因为这个人…
Because here is a man...
因为这个人…
Here is a man practiced in deceit.
这个人习惯撒谎了 Here is a man practiced in deceit.
这个人习惯撒谎了
This was almost, you could say, it's his job,
情报工作就是要撒谎 This was almost, you could say, it's his job,
情报工作就是要撒谎
没理由…这样没什么不对
and there is no reason it's not improper.
没理由…这样没什么不对
There is no reason you shouldn't get a picture of the household finances.
你没理由不去 There is no reason you shouldn't get a picture of the household finances.
了解家里的财务状况 There is no reason you shouldn't get a picture of the household finances.
了解家里的财务状况
文件档案、电脑档案
Paper files, computer files, whatever. That's your prerogative.
什么都可以，那是你的筹码 Paper files, computer files, whatever. That's your prerogative.
什么都可以，那是你的筹码
你也可以当间谍
You can be a spy, too, madam.
你也可以当间谍
在惊动他之前快去查
Do this, before he's put on alert.
在惊动他之前快去查
Before the turtle can draw in his head and his...
别让乌龟缩起了他的头和他的… Before the turtle can draw in his head and his...
别让乌龟缩起了他的头和他的…
脚
- Feet. - Feet.
脚
祝你一切顺心
And hopefully everything will work out.
他会改的 And hopefully everything will work out.
他会改的
He will reform.
他会改的
但如果他不改…
But if not...
但如果他不改…
forewarned is forearmed.
凡事都是有备无患 forewarned is forearmed.
凡事都是有备无患
我们当时年轻有抱负
We were young and committed and there was nothing we could not do.
没什么不能做的事 We were young and committed and there was nothing we could not do.
没什么不能做的事
We thought of the Agency less...
我们不觉得中情局… We thought of the Agency less...
我们不觉得中情局…
Um...
The principles of George Kennan,
外交大老乔治肯楠的原则 The principles of George Kennan,
外交大老乔治肯楠的原则
他是我的偶像
a personal hero of mine,
他是我的偶像
like the fabled Murrow's Boys,
比如传说中的“莫洛帮记者” like the fabled Murrow's Boys,
比如传说中的“莫洛帮记者”
at a time of...
在那个时代… at a time of...
在那个时代…
You have reached the Cox Group.
现在无法接听你的来电… You have reached the Cox Group.
现在无法接听你的来电…
We can't answer your call right...
喂？ We can't answer your call right...
喂？
Hello?
I'm looking for Dr. Cox. Is she there?
她不在，这支电话是5719
No. She isn't. Hers is the 5719 number.
她不在，这支电话是5719
This is the Cox Group,
这里是卡克斯集团 This is the Cox Group,
这里是卡克斯集团
你可以打她手机或打去她办公室
but you can reach her on her portable or at her office.
你可以打她手机或打去她办公室
她已婚！
She's married!
她已婚！
4号
Number four.
4号
有男朋友！
Has a boyfriend!
有男朋友！
And number six.
6号 And number six.
6号
她怀孕了！
She's pregnant!
她怀孕了！
我该走了
I should try to get a run in.
奥斯彭！
Ozzie!
奥斯彭！ Ozzie!
奥斯彭！
（老婆，我去普林斯敦同学会）
（晚点儿见）
（私人宴会，图书馆暂不开放） 万人一心，同声一气
（私人宴会，图书馆暂不开放） 抛去所有烦忧
Let all with one accord rejoice
让我们齐声高唱 Let all with one accord rejoice
赞美普林斯敦 Let all with one accord rejoice
赞美普林斯敦
In praise of Old Nassau
赞美普林斯敦吧 In praise of Old Nassau
赞美普林斯敦吧
In praise of Old Nassau, my boys
赞美普林斯敦吧
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
万岁… Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
所有校友 Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
所有校友
Her sons will give while they shall live
在有生之年 Her sons will give while they shall live
都会为它欢呼3声 Her sons will give while they shall live
都会为它欢呼3声
Three cheers for Old Nassau!
都会为它欢呼3声
万岁！
抽掉你屁股上多余的脂肪
We take all the chicken fat off your buttocks, here.
这里 We take all the chicken fat off your buttocks, here.
这里
Mmm-hmm.
- And the upper arms. - Mmm-hmm.
还有上手臂 - And the upper arms. - Mmm-hmm.
肚子也抽掉一点 - And the upper arms. - Mmm-hmm.
肚子也抽掉一点
- And a little off your tummy. - Yeah. Great.
太好了 - And a little off your tummy. - Yeah. Great.
太好了
再来是隆乳
Now, we do breast augmentation...
再来是隆乳
with a tiny incision here...
这里划一小刀 with a tiny incision here...
这里划一小刀
奇异笔弄得我好痒
That marker tickles.
奇异笔弄得我好痒
and here.
还有这里 and here.
大腿呢？大腿内侧？
And what about the upper leg, the higher inside thigh area?
大腿呢？大腿内侧？
那里也可以抽脂
Well, we can do liposuction there, as well,
那里也可以抽脂
but that area will respond to exercise.
但那个部位靠运动就可以了 but that area will respond to exercise.
但那个部位靠运动就可以了
一旦到了40岁左右
The buttocks and upper arms begin to store more fat
屁股和上手臂会囤积脂肪 The buttocks and upper arms begin to store more fat
屁股和上手臂会囤积脂肪
once you get up around 40. The body just tells it to go there,
脂肪会自然囤积 once you get up around 40. The body just tells it to go there,
但大腿内侧赘肉可以靠运动消除 once you get up around 40. The body just tells it to go there,
但大腿内侧赘肉可以靠运动消除
but the thighs will respond to toning exercises.
但大腿内侧赘肉可以靠运动消除
对，我可以运动手臂到天荒地老
Yeah, I can work on my arms till the cows come home, but...
对，我可以运动手臂到天荒地老
Well, also, there are of course genetic factors.
当然和遗传也有关啦 Well, also, there are of course genetic factors.
当然和遗传也有关啦
The Litzkes have always been big.
丽慈家族的块头都很大 The Litzkes have always been big.
丽慈家族的块头都很大
Well, everyone's got...
家族遗传是主因 Well, everyone's got...
我妈的屁股大到上不了公车 Well, everyone's got...
我妈的屁股大到上不了公车
My mother had an ass that could pull a bus.
Wow! Well, that's a...
这种体质会遗传 Wow! Well, that's a...
这种体质会遗传
Father's side, too.
我爸那边也是 Father's side, too.
我爸那边也是
I mean, although Dad tended to carry his weight out in front more,
只是爸爸比较容易有鲔鱼肚 I mean, although Dad tended to carry his weight out in front more,
屁股倒是还好 I mean, although Dad tended to carry his weight out in front more,
屁股倒是还好
in the gut area. Derrière, not so much.
屁股倒是还好
Okay.
好吧 Okay.
好吧
那脸呢？
And what about the face, you know, the window to the soul?
灵魂之窗？ And what about the face, you know, the window to the soul?
灵魂之窗？
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Very well put.
说得好 Very well put.
说得好
Well, your eyes are one of your best features,
你的眼睛是你最大的特色 Well, your eyes are one of your best features,
你的眼睛是你最大的特色
but we can do something about the incipient crow's feet.
但初期的鱼尾纹可以改善 but we can do something about the incipient crow's feet.
但初期的鱼尾纹可以改善
Baby crow's feet. Little chickling's feet.
仔鱼尾纹！才一点点 Baby crow's feet. Little chickling's feet.
仔鱼尾纹！才一点点
I mean chicks. Chickie, chickie, chickie.
只有一点点而已 I mean chicks. Chickie, chickie, chickie.
只有一点点而已
Yes, again, well put.
对，说得好，你口才很好 Yes, again, well put.
对，说得好，你口才很好
You have a way with words.
我们划一小刀 You have a way with words.
我们划一小刀
We make a small incision and then pull the skin tight,
把皮肤拉紧 We make a small incision and then pull the skin tight,
把皮肤拉紧
like stretching the skin over a drum.
就像绷紧鼓面一样 like stretching the skin over a drum.
但别太紧，不然表情会僵硬 like stretching the skin over a drum.
但别太紧，不然表情会僵硬
Not too tight, though.
但别太紧，不然表情会僵硬
We don't want that "worked-on" look.
但别太紧，不然表情会僵硬
脸皮要有点弹性才能变化表情
You need sufficient slack for the face to remain expressive.
脸皮要有点弹性才能变化表情
对，别拉成小木偶了
Yeah, I don't wanna look like Boris Karloff.
对，别拉成小木偶了
所以你不想变性
So you don't want a sex change!
所以你不想变性
对，我要继续当女人
No, I'm all woman!
对，我要继续当女人
琳达，现在要讲的
So, Linda, what we're talking about here is four different procedures.
是4个不同的手术 So, Linda, what we're talking about here is four different procedures.
是4个不同的手术
The liposuction, the rhinoplasty,
抽脂 The liposuction, the rhinoplasty,
造鼻术 The liposuction, the rhinoplasty,
脸部拉皮 The liposuction, the rhinoplasty,
脸部拉皮
the facial tuck, which I would strongly recommend over the chemical peel.
我强烈建议比果酸换肤好 the facial tuck, which I would strongly recommend over the chemical peel.
我强烈建议比果酸换肤好
对，我不想把皮肤烧掉
Yeah, I don't wanna burn anything off.
对，我不想把皮肤烧掉
And why should you, with that lovely skin?
你皮肤那么好何必换？ And why should you, with that lovely skin?
你皮肤那么好何必换？
最后是隆乳手术
And lastly, the breast augmentation.
最后是隆乳手术
Now, we can also do something about the vaccine scar.
卡介苗的疤也可以处理一下 Now, we can also do something about the vaccine scar.
卡介苗的疤也可以处理一下
我不知道你常不常穿无袖衣服
I don't know if you wear sleeveless dresses much...
我不知道你常不常穿无袖衣服
有拜拜肉就不可能穿啦
Not with these ham hocks!
有拜拜肉就不可能穿啦
Yes, well, once they're nice and svelte, post-op,
对，等你抽脂以后就不一样了 Yes, well, once they're nice and svelte, post-op,
对，等你抽脂以后就不一样了
you may change your mind about that.
你会很爱穿无袖衣服 you may change your mind about that.
你会很爱穿无袖衣服
谈谈卡介苗的疤
I wanna talk about this vaccine thing.
你有什么建议？ I wanna talk about this vaccine thing.
你有什么建议？
I mean, can you counsel me on this?
真的那么难看吗？ I mean, can you counsel me on this?
真的那么难看吗？
I mean, is it really that unsightly?
很多人都有啊 I mean, is it really that unsightly?
很多人都有啊
I see... I mean, a bunch of people have them.
很多人都有啊
对，有些女人是不介意
Absolutely! Some women don't mind it.
对，有些女人是不介意
个人的审美观问题
It's personal taste.
个人的审美观问题
（健身中心）
Chad!
查德！ Chad!
吐气 Chad!
吐气
Big breath. Exhale.
深吸一口气…吐气 Big breath. Exhale.
深吸一口气…吐气
停住
Hold it.
停住
Hold and release!
停住再慢慢伸展 查德！ Hold and release!
停住再慢慢伸展 查德！
Chad!
停住再慢慢伸展 查德！
慢慢伸展
And release.
慢慢伸展
Too much?
太用力了吗？ Too much?
我好像拉伤了，屁股好紧 Too much?
我好像拉伤了，屁股好紧
I just felt a straining, a tightness in the front of my ass.
我好像拉伤了，屁股好紧
Well, you are pretty tight down there.
你臀部满紧绷的，你要… Well, you are pretty tight down there.
你臀部满紧绷的，你要…
You have to...
我屁股拉伤了！ You have to...
我屁股拉伤了！
Yes, something snapped in my ass.
我屁股拉伤了！
查德费海默请到办公室
Chad Feldheimer to the office, please.
我去一下办公室 Chad Feldheimer to the office, please.
我去一下办公室
I'm gonna check with my office. I'll be right back,
马上回来继续伸展臀部 I'm gonna check with my office. I'll be right back,
马上回来继续伸展臀部
and we're gonna work on opening those hips.
交友网站刚给我一份名单
I just got a batch from BeWithMeDC. Com.
交友网站刚给我一份名单
Oh, no. Anything good?
不会吧！ Oh, no. Anything good?
有好货色吗？ Oh, no. Anything good?
有好货色吗？
I don't know. I'm just looking. How do I open this?
不知道，才正要看 I don't know. I'm just looking. How do I open this?
怎么打开？ I don't know. I'm just looking. How do I open this?
怎么打开？
点一下就好了
Click on the... Click on the... Yeah...
点一下就好了
Okay. Oh, my God!
好了，我的老天！ Okay. Oh, my God!
好了，我的老天！
Okay. Loser.
逊咖 Okay. Loser.
逊咖
Loser. Loser.
逊咖
They should call this Mr. Loser. Com.
这是逊咖交友网吗？ They should call this Mr. Loser. Com.
这是逊咖交友网吗？
要上传照片吗？
Did you have to send in a picture?
要上传照片吗？
只有男生要，我要填口语资料
No, only the guys do.
只有男生要，我要填口语资料
I had to fill out a verbal profile,
只有男生要，我要填口语资料
what turns me on, what turns me off.
我喜欢什么、不喜欢什么 what turns me on, what turns me off.
我喜欢什么、不喜欢什么
I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
我想找有幽默感的人 I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
- That guy... Wait. That guy wasn't bad. - Him?
那个人…等一下！那个不错 - That guy... Wait. That guy wasn't bad. - Him?
他？ - That guy... Wait. That guy wasn't bad. - Him?
他？
- No, before. - Him?
不是，前一个 - No, before. - Him?
他？ - No, before. - Him?
他？
Yeah... He might not be a loser.
他也许不是逊咖 Yeah... He might not be a loser.
他也许不是逊咖
How can you tell?
你怎么知道？ How can you tell?
你怎么知道？
那是名牌西装
- That's a Brioni suit. - Yeah?
是吗？ - That's a Brioni suit. - Yeah?
对啊！ - That's a Brioni suit. - Yeah?
对啊！
Shit, yeah.
他像是有幽默感吗？ Shit, yeah.
他像是有幽默感吗？
Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
他的眼镜满幽默的 Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
他的眼镜满幽默的
Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.
他是做什么的？
What does he do?
他是做什么的？
州政府
State Department.
州政府
酷哦
That's cool.
酷哦
他的头发…那是什么？
His hair is... What is that?
他的头发…那是什么？
假发？
Plugs?
假发？
This is our cardio area, and we have a lot of machines,
这是心肺训练区 This is our cardio area, and we have a lot of machines,
机器很多，相信我，都不用等 This is our cardio area, and we have a lot of machines,
机器很多，相信我，都不用等
so, believe me, there's never a wait.
机器很多，相信我，都不用等
现在是人最多的时间
I mean, what you see now is like our busiest time,
有很多机器都空着…嗨，查德
and there's like a lot of machines open.
有很多机器都空着…嗨，查德
Hey, Chad.
琳达，你有打给那个人吗？ Hey, Chad.
琳达，你有打给那个人吗？
Hey, Linda. Did you call that guy?
琳达，你有打给那个人吗？
No, not yet. Chad Feldheimer, he's one of our trainers.
还没有 No, not yet. Chad Feldheimer, he's one of our trainers.
查德费海默，我们的健身教练 No, not yet. Chad Feldheimer, he's one of our trainers.
查德费海默，我们的健身教练
我在网路交友…
I've been doing this Internet dating thing, and I...
我在网路交友…
What service?
哪个网站？ What service?
好伴侣 What service?
好伴侣
BeWithMeDC. Com.
好伴侣
不错
- Nice. - Have you used them?
你用过？ - Nice. - Have you used them?
你用过？
没有
No. Two friends did, though, and they both got hooked up...
但有两个朋友加入，都有对象了 No. Two friends did, though, and they both got hooked up...
都是特别的男人 No. Two friends did, though, and they both got hooked up...
都是特别的男人
with really special guys.
都是特别的男人
That's fantastic.
太好了 That's fantastic.
太好了
If you're an English speaker, please say, "Yes"...
说英语请答“是”或“英语” If you're an English speaker, please say, "Yes"...
说英语请答“是”或“英语”
Yes!
是 Yes!
是
抱歉，答覆无法辨识
I'm sorry. I didn't understand what you said.
抱歉，答覆无法辨识
- If you're an English speaker... - English.
说英语请答… - If you're an English speaker... - English.
英语 - If you're an English speaker... - English.
要转接帐务或客服？ - If you're an English speaker... - English.
要转接帐务或客服？
Would you like to speak to the billing department or to an agent?
要转接帐务或客服？
Agent.
客服 Agent.
抱歉，答覆无法辨识 Agent.
抱歉，答覆无法辨识
I'm sorry. I didn't understand what you said.
客服 I'm sorry. I didn't understand what you said.
客服
Agent! Agent!
客服
Hello. Can I help you?
请问有什么事？ Hello. Can I help you?
请问有什么事？
Yeah, hi. This is Linda Litzke.
你好，我是琳达丽慈 Yeah, hi. This is Linda Litzke.
你好，我是琳达丽慈
Shall I give you my account number?
要给你我的帐号吗？ Shall I give you my account number?
你刚才输入了 Shall I give you my account number?
你刚才输入了
- You keyed it in. I have it here. - You have it up? Okay.
你有了？好吧 - You keyed it in. I have it here. - You have it up? Okay.
我这里有 - You keyed it in. I have it here. - You have it up? Okay.
我这里有
I was told that I needed pre-approval for these surgeries...
听说手术要事先取得核准 I was told that I needed pre-approval for these surgeries...
听说手术要事先取得核准
Yes, I'm showing that this procedure was not approved.
我这里是显示未核准 Yes, I'm showing that this procedure was not approved.
我这里是显示未核准
Yes, it was denied.
对，被退件了 Yes, it was denied.
这是非必要手术，不包含在… Yes, it was denied.
这是非必要手术，不包含在…
This operation is an elective procedure. It's not covered by...
这是4个不同的手术，很复杂 This operation is an elective procedure. It's not covered by...
这是4个不同的手术，很复杂
No, those are four different operations. It's very complicated.
我要大改造 No, those are four different operations. It's very complicated.
我要大改造
I'm reinventing myself. This is a whole new look,
改头换面，不只一个动作 I'm reinventing myself. This is a whole new look,
改头换面，不只一个动作
so it's not just one thing, but they're all approved by my doctor.
都经过医生的许可 so it's not just one thing, but they're all approved by my doctor.
都经过医生的许可
Your doctor's approval is not the issue, ma'am.
医生的许可不是重点 Your doctor's approval is not the issue, ma'am.
我们的规定是… Your doctor's approval is not the issue, ma'am.
我们的规定是…
- But this is not... Madam. - Our guidelines specify
可是… - But this is not... Madam. - Our guidelines specify
可是…
that elective surgeries are...
我的工作是要求门面的 that elective surgeries are...
我的工作是要求门面的
My job involves public interface.
你可能不了解，规定是… My job involves public interface.
你可能不了解，规定是…
- This is not... - I'm afraid you don't understand...
你可能不了解，规定是…
我了解
Oh! I understand.
我了解
请你的主管来听电话
Put your supervisor on, please.
请你的主管来听电话
Hold the line.
请稍候 Hold the line.
请稍候
亚伦？
Alan?
亚伦？
琳达？
Linda?
琳达？
对
Yeah.
（黛西姑娘） Yeah.
（黛西姑娘）
我在雪莉姑妈家问过你 （黛西姑娘）
在鞋店和银行问过你 （黛西姑娘）
在鞋店和银行问过你
我们谈过好几次了
We've been over and over and over this.
我们谈过好几次了
你先是说不能承诺，然后…
First you say you can't commit, and then...
你先是说不能承诺，然后…
你能不能先下来？
Would you come down from there?
你能不能先下来？
（请你买排水孔塞）
（蜂蜜坚果玉米片）
We were married when I was in my, what, mid-20s?
我才25岁就娶了她 We were married when I was in my, what, mid-20s?
我才25岁就娶了她
A kid.
还很年轻 A kid.
还很年轻
We were kids, 20s.
我们都才20几岁 We were kids, 20s.
我们都才20几岁
以为结婚就是一辈子
You think it's forever.
以为结婚就是一辈子
年纪大了才发现岁月不饶人
You get older, you start to feel your mortality,
年纪大了才发现岁月不饶人
and you say, "There's no more time for dishonesty,
没时间再欺骗 and you say, "There's no more time for dishonesty,
没时间再欺骗
"for subterfuge." You say, "I'm not that person."
再找藉口 "for subterfuge." You say, "I'm not that person."
就承认我们不适合 "for subterfuge." You say, "I'm not that person."
就承认我们不适合
The choices you make...
你作的选择… The choices you make...
你作的选择…
我想和奥斯彭离婚
I'm thinking of divorcing Ozzie.
我想和奥斯彭离婚
坦白说，我也在想…
Frankly, I'm thinking...
坦白说，我也在想…
我也在想要离婚
I guess that's what I should be thinking, too.
With Sandy.
跟珊蒂离婚 With Sandy.
你刚才就说了
Well, that's what you were just saying.
你刚才就说了
对啊
Absolutely, yes.
说得对，甩了那个笨蛋
And you're right. You should dump that bozo.
说得对，甩了那个笨蛋
No question about it. I agree.
明智之举，我同意 No question about it. I agree.
明智之举，我同意
So if I were divorced...
如果我离婚了… So if I were divorced...
如果我离婚了…
Yes, I should settle things with Sandy
对 Yes, I should settle things with Sandy
我要和珊蒂做个了断 Yes, I should settle things with Sandy
我要和珊蒂做个了断
因为咱们俩的事
- because of you and me. - Mmm-hmm.
因为咱们俩的事
It's just, you know...
It's hard to inflict that kind of pain, you know.
只是很难开得了口 It's hard to inflict that kind of pain, you know.
只是很难开得了口
Of course, that would be easier for you.
当然对你而言比较容易啦 Of course, that would be easier for you.
当然对你而言比较容易啦
Why's that? I don't see that.
怎么说？我不觉得 Why's that? I don't see that.
怎么说？我不觉得
因为他是个烂人
Well, because he's such a dope,
因为他是个烂人
珊蒂是好女人
and Sandy is a good lady. She's a very special lady.
她是个特别的女人 and Sandy is a good lady. She's a very special lady.
她是个特别的女人
She's a cold, stuck-up bitch.
她是个冷漠傲慢的女人 She's a cold, stuck-up bitch.
她是个冷漠傲慢的女人
这有点…
That's a little...
这有点…
You and I should get things sorted.
问题要解决 You and I should get things sorted.
问题要解决
我早就说不能潦草带过嘛
I've always told you it's more than just frivolity.
我早就说不能潦草带过嘛
That's right. That's understood. You've been very straight.
对，我懂，你对我很坦白 That's right. That's understood. You've been very straight.
对，我懂，你对我很坦白
And I think I've been loud and clear.
我说得一清二楚了 And I think I've been loud and clear.
我说得一清二楚了
Absolutely.
没错 Absolutely.
没错
不只是玩玩而已
Not just fun and games.
不只是玩玩而已
没错
Absolutely.
没错
客服
- Agent! - I'm sorry.
抱歉，答覆无法辨识 - Agent! - I'm sorry.
抱歉，答覆无法辨识
I didn't understand what you said.
客服 I didn't understand what you said.
客服
Agent!
客服
我们很重视您的来电
Your call is important to us.
请耐心等候客服人员 Your call is important to us.
请耐心等候客服人员
Please stay on the line for the next available agent.
请耐心等候客服人员
泰德，能不能谈谈医疗险的事？
Ted, can I talk to you about our Mickey Mouse HMO?
泰德，能不能谈谈医疗险的事？
Uh-huh! Hang on.
等一下 Uh-huh! Hang on.
代志大条啦 Uh-huh! Hang on.
代志大条啦
This is some heavy shit.
代志大条啦
Is that my date list?
我的交友名单吗？ Is that my date list?
我的交友名单吗？
不是啦，干！
No, fuck.
我想改造自己，手术费不便宜 No, fuck.
我想改造自己，手术费不便宜
You know, I'm trying to reinvent myself, and these procedures,
我想改造自己，手术费不便宜
which are so incredibly not cheap... What is that?
那是什么？ which are so incredibly not cheap... What is that?
那是什么？
I can't believe this.
我真不敢相信，这是… I can't believe this.
我真不敢相信，这是…
This is like intelligence shit.
情报资料 This is like intelligence shit.
我不喜欢这样 This is like intelligence shit.
我不喜欢这样
I'm not comfortable with this.
这是… I'm not comfortable with this.
这是…
- This is like... - What is it?
那是什么？ - This is like... - What is it?
我不敢相信自己的眼睛 - This is like... - What is it?
我不敢相信自己的眼睛
I can't believe this shit I'm seeing.
我不敢相信自己的眼睛
- Manolo found it. - On the floor there.
马诺罗捡到的 - Manolo found it. - On the floor there.
在那边的地上 - Manolo found it. - On the floor there.
在那边的地上
对，马诺罗在女更衣室地板捡的
Yeah. Manolo found like this CD just lying in a locker,
对，马诺罗在女更衣室地板捡的
- a locker floor, ladies' locker. - Just lying there.
我以为是谁的CD - a locker floor, ladies' locker. - Just lying there.
我以为是谁的CD
I'm like, "What, someone's music or what?"
进来就看到这些档案 I'm like, "What, someone's music or what?"
进来就看到这些档案
And I come in here, and it's these files, man.
进来就看到这些档案
I'm not comfortable with this.
我不喜欢这样 I'm not comfortable with this.
我不喜欢这样
讲什么情报资料和暗号
Talking about SIGINT and signals and shit and...
还有… Talking about SIGINT and signals and shit and...
还有…
"Signals" means "code", you know.
暗号就是密码啦 "Signals" means "code", you know.
暗号就是密码啦
It was just lying there.
掉在地上 It was just lying there.
掉在地上
这里有部门主管和姓名什么的
Talking here about department heads and their names and shit.
还有别的档案 Talking here about department heads and their names and shit.
还有别的档案
And then there's these other files that are just, like, numbers.
都是排列好的数字 And then there's these other files that are just, like, numbers.
都是排列好的数字
Arrayed. Numbers and dates and numbers and numbers and dates.
数字和日期 Arrayed. Numbers and dates and numbers and numbers and dates.
数字和数字 Arrayed. Numbers and dates and numbers and numbers and dates.
日期和数字 Arrayed. Numbers and dates and numbers and numbers and dates.
日期和数字
And numbers and...
代志大条啦
I think that's the shit, man.
代志大条啦
未经处理的情报资料
The raw intelligence.
未经处理的情报资料
我不要碰
I'm not touching this.
我不要碰
赶快弄走啦
I want this out of here.
赶快弄走啦
- Just throw it out? - No. You can't do that.
把它丢掉？ - Just throw it out? - No. You can't do that.
不行啦 - Just throw it out? - No. You can't do that.
不行啦
应该在女更衣室贴告示
You should put up a note in the ladies' locker room.
应该在女更衣室贴告示
Put up a note?
贴告示？ Put up a note?
捡到机密文件？ Put up a note?
捡到机密文件？
"Highly classified shit found?"
捡到机密文件？
"Signals intelligence shit? CIA shit?"
情报暗号文件？ "Signals intelligence shit? CIA shit?"
中情局文件？ "Signals intelligence shit? CIA shit?"
中情局文件？
"Hello! Did anybody lose their secret CIA shit?" I don't think so.
请问有人遗失中情局文件吗？ "Hello! Did anybody lose their secret CIA shit?" I don't think so.
这样不行吧 "Hello! Did anybody lose their secret CIA shit?" I don't think so.
这样不行吧
我不知道，你们想办法
I don't know, you figure it out,
我不知道，你们想办法
反正我不喜欢，快丢走啦
but I'm not comfortable with this,
反正我不喜欢，快丢走啦
and I want this out of Hardbodies.
反正我不喜欢，快丢走啦
We're running a gym here. God.
这里是健身中心 We're running a gym here. God.
天哪！ We're running a gym here. God.
天哪！
马诺罗，你没捡到这个
Manolo, you didn't find this.
马诺罗，你没捡到这个
我在那边的地上捡到的
I found it on the floor there.
对，我知道，不过…
Yeah, I know, but...
就在那边的地上 Yeah, I know, but...
就在那边的地上
Right there on the floor there.
就在那边的地上
掉在那里
Just lying there.
掉在那里
Harry?
哈利？ Harry?
是我 Harry?
是我
Yeah, it's me.
是我
（住国会大厦的猫咪奥立佛）
（作者：珊蒂法勒）
（奥立佛的是非题）
（作者：珊蒂法勒）
…全额给付
Absolut Saketini, please.
请给我和风马丁尼 Absolut Saketini, please.
请给我和风马丁尼
Just a Tab.
汽水就好了 Just a Tab.
汽水就好了
只要预支薪水就至少能开始手术
But if I could get an advance on my salary,
只要预支薪水就至少能开始手术
I could at least get the surgery ball rolling.
只要预支薪水就至少能开始手术
Whoa! There's a payroll company, you know.
要按照编制程序 Whoa! There's a payroll company, you know.
要按照编制程序
不能随便预支薪水
They don't just advance people money.
不能随便预支薪水
They just don't do that.
这样不合规定 They just don't do that.
这样不合规定
对啦，我可以核准
I mean, sure, I could say, "Yes, I authorize it",
对啦，我可以核准
但上头可以不予理会
but that's not going to mean anything to them.
但上头可以不予理会
那要这种医疗险装饰用吗？
Then why do they have us on this cockamamie health plan?
我非动手术不可 Then why do they have us on this cockamamie health plan?
我非动手术不可
I need those surgeries, Ted.
我非动手术不可
你很漂亮，不需要…
You're a beautiful woman. You don't...
你很漂亮，不需要…
I have gone just about as far as I can go with this body.
我的身材都走样了啦 I have gone just about as far as I can go with this body.
我的身材都走样了啦
I think it's a beautiful...
我觉得很漂亮 I think it's a beautiful...
不像好莱坞那么假 I think it's a beautiful...
不像好莱坞那么假
It's not a phony-baloney Hollywood body.
对，泰德，我去好莱坞会被笑死 It's not a phony-baloney Hollywood body.
对，泰德，我去好莱坞会被笑死
That's right, Ted. I would be laughed out of Hollywood.
对，泰德，我去好莱坞会被笑死
I have very limited breasts, a ginormous ass,
我胸部超小、屁股超大 I have very limited breasts, a ginormous ass,
我胸部超小、屁股超大
and I've got this gut that swings back and forth
游泳圈大到跳进水里都沈不下去 and I've got this gut that swings back and forth
游泳圈大到跳进水里都沈不下去
in front of me like a shopping cart with a bent wheel.
很多人就喜欢原来的你
You know, there's a lot of guys that like you just the way you are.
很多人就喜欢原来的你
对，都是逊咖
Yeah. Losers.
对，都是逊咖
不知道耶，我是逊咖吗？
- I don't know. I mean, am I a loser? - Ted.
泰德… - I don't know. I mean, am I a loser? - Ted.
泰德…
我本来不是健身中心的经理
You know, I wasn't always a manager at Hardbodies.
我本来不是健身中心的经理
告诉你…
Let me tell you...
告诉你…
给你看一样东西
Let me show you something.
那是你吗？
Is that you?
那是你吗？
14年前，希腊东正教神职人员
Fourteen years, a Greek Orthodox priest. Congregation in Chevy Chase.
教区在马里兰州 Fourteen years, a Greek Orthodox priest. Congregation in Chevy Chase.
教区在马里兰州
- That's a good job! What happened? - Mmm-hmm.
这份工作不错，后来呢？ - That's a good job! What happened? - Mmm-hmm.
这份工作不错，后来呢？
说来话长
It's a long story.
说来话长
反正…
Anyway...
反正…
我现在过得比较快乐
in many ways, I'm a lot happier now.
我现在过得比较快乐
我的重点是…
My point is...
我的重点是…
这是一段旅程
My point is, it's a journey.
这是一段旅程
That's my point. I don't want to stay where I am.
我有同感，就是不安于现状 That's my point. I don't want to stay where I am.
我有同感，就是不安于现状
我想找个人和我分享
I want to find someone to share my journey.
有时候要看看身边… I want to find someone to share my journey.
有时候要看看身边…
Well, you know, sometimes, if you don't look in your own back yard...
有时候要看看身边…
我知道
I know. That's why I started this Internet dating.
所以我才上网交友 I know. That's why I started this Internet dating.
所以我才上网交友
Uh-huh. But what I'm saying is maybe, you know, you don't have to...
我意思是你不必… Uh-huh. But what I'm saying is maybe, you know, you don't have to...
好，听我说… Uh-huh. But what I'm saying is maybe, you know, you don't have to...
好，听我说…
Look, Ted, I know that you can't authorize an advance on my salary,
我知道你不能核准我预支薪水 Look, Ted, I know that you can't authorize an advance on my salary,
我知道你不能核准我预支薪水
但你可以提出申请吧？
but you could put in a request, can't you?
但你可以提出申请吧？
这样没用啦，琳达
It's not going to do any good, Linda.
这样没用啦，琳达
你有没有听过正向思考？
Ted, have you ever heard of the power of positive thinking?
你有没有听过正向思考？
哈利？
Harry?
哈利？
我是莫妮卡
It's Monica.
我是莫妮卡
你好啊
Well, hello.
你好啊
我该走了
Maybe I can get a run in.
我该走了
喂？
- Hello? - Oh, my God.
我的老天！ - Hello? - Oh, my God.
我的老天！
Oh, my God.
我的老天！
Oh, my God.
我的老天！
Oh, my God.
我的老天！ Oh, my God.
我的老天！
Do you know what time it is?
你知道现在几点了吗？ Do you know what time it is?
你知道现在几点了吗？
Uh-huh. So, like, I couldn't call you
打你家电话太不保险了 Uh-huh. So, like, I couldn't call you
打你家电话太不保险了
on your totally unsecure phone,
打你家电话太不保险了
but I know who the guy is.
我查到那个人是谁了 but I know who the guy is.
我查到那个人是谁了
那个人？
The guy?
那个人？
那份机密文件的主人
The guy, the secret guy.
那份机密文件的主人
他是高层吗？
So, is he high up?
他是高层吗？
I don't know if he's high up.
不知道他是不是高层，也许是 I don't know if he's high up.
不知道他是不是高层，也许是
Probably. I mean, I got his name, not his rank.
我查到他的姓名，不是位阶 Probably. I mean, I got his name, not his rank.
他叫什么名字？ Probably. I mean, I got his name, not his rank.
他叫什么名字？
So what's his name?
他叫什么名字？
奥斯彭卡克斯
Osborne Cox.
奥斯彭卡克斯
没听过
Never heard of him.
Like you're so plugged into
你又不在情报单位 Like you're so plugged into
你又不在情报单位
the intelligence community.
我只是以老百姓的身分… the intelligence community.
我只是以老百姓的身分…
I'm just saying as a layperson...
我只是以老百姓的身分…
阶层高不高是看情报重要性而定
I think the quality of the intelligence dictates how high up he is.
阶层高不高是看情报重要性而定
Okay. Not what we know.
而不是我们知道什么 Okay. Not what we know.
而不是我们知道什么
我还…
I also...
我还…
你有水吗？我口渴了
Do you have any water? I gotta hydrate.
你有水吗？我口渴了
我有自来水
I got tap water.
我有自来水
别开玩笑了
Are you kidding?
你怎么知道他是谁？ Are you kidding?
你怎么知道他是谁？
How do you know who he is?
你怎么知道他是谁？
山人自有妙计
Sources.
什么妙计？ Sources.
什么妙计？
What do you mean sources?
有运动饮料吗？ What do you mean sources?
有运动饮料吗？
You got like Gatorade or anything besides, like, Maryland swamp water?
反正不要沼泽水啦 You got like Gatorade or anything besides, like, Maryland swamp water?
你知道我家多远吗？ You got like Gatorade or anything besides, like, Maryland swamp water?
你知道我家多远吗？
Do you know how far this is from my place?
你知道我家多远吗？
你怎么知道他的姓名？
How do you know his name?
你怎么知道他的姓名？
I got this geek friend, Eddie Gallegos.
我朋友艾迪葛耶哥是个电脑奇才 I got this geek friend, Eddie Gallegos.
我朋友艾迪葛耶哥是个电脑奇才
He does computer stuff, hooks up people's computers
专门帮人装电脑和录影机 He does computer stuff, hooks up people's computers
专门帮人装电脑和录影机
and programs their VCRs and shit.
专门帮人装电脑和录影机
他从档案里找出数位浮水印
So he examines the files and pulls off the digital watermark, which tells you
就能知道在谁的电脑上制作了 So he examines the files and pulls off the digital watermark, which tells you
就能知道在谁的电脑上制作了
what computer it was created on.
就能知道在谁的电脑上制作了
Fucking child's play for Eddie.
艾迪三两下就搞定了 Fucking child's play for Eddie.
艾迪三两下就搞定了
Uh-huh.
艾迪三两下就搞定了
还有…
And...
还有…
我查到他的电话
I got his number, I got his number
我查到他的电话
我的老天！
Oh, my God.
这就比较难了 Oh, my God.
这就比较难了
That was a bit more difficult.
这就比较难了
Shall we give him a tinkle?
要打给他吗？ Shall we give him a tinkle?
我的老天！ Shall we give him a tinkle?
我的老天！
Oh, my God.
我的老天！
打给他干嘛？
Why?
打给他干嘛？
'Cause he's gonna wanna know that his shit is secure.
他会想知道光碟的下落啊 'Cause he's gonna wanna know that his shit is secure.
他会想知道光碟的下落啊
他会松了一口气
He's gonna be relieved.
可能一时高兴就给我们赏金
He might even be so relieved that he gives us a reward.
可能一时高兴就给我们赏金
I would be very fucking surprised if he did not.
他不给赏金才怪咧 I would be very fucking surprised if he did not.
他不给赏金才怪咧
- Wow. - Very surprised.
最好是不给啦 - Wow. - Very surprised.
最好是不给啦
Like, you know, the Good Samaritan tax,
好人有好报 Like, you know, the Good Samaritan tax,
好人有好报
这还不算报答，都是你情我愿的
which is not even a tax, really, since it's voluntary.
这还不算报答，都是你情我愿的
喂？
Hello?
喂？
奥斯彭？奥斯彭卡克斯？
Osborne? Osborne Cox?
奥斯彭？奥斯彭卡克斯？
Yes.
对 Yes.
Who is this?
哪位？ Who is this?
哪位？
是奥斯彭卡克斯吗？
This... Is this Osborne Cox?
是奥斯彭卡克斯吗？
Who is this? What time is it? Who are you?
哪位？现在几点？ Who is this? What time is it? Who are you?
你是谁？ Who is this? What time is it? Who are you?
你是谁？
Um...
我是好人 Um...
我是好人
I'm a Good Samaritan.
我是好人
I'm sorry I'm calling at such an hour,
抱歉这么晚打给你 I'm sorry I'm calling at such an hour,
抱歉这么晚打给你
但你可能很着急
but I thought you might be worried.
但你可能很着急
着急？
Worried?
急着想知道你那份… Worried?
急着想知道你那份…
About the security of your shit.
…文件的下落 About the security of your shit.
…文件的下落
你在胡说什么？
What on earth are you talking about?
你在胡说什么？
Who am I speaking to?
你是哪位？ Who am I speaking to?
你是哪位？
你的档案，你的…
Your files. Your... The documents.
…文件啊 Your files. Your... The documents.
…文件啊
我知道这些文件…
I know these documents are sensitive.
…很敏感 I know these documents are sensitive.
…很敏感
But I am perfectly willing to give back to you your sensitive shit,
但我很乐意把你的敏感文件… But I am perfectly willing to give back to you your sensitive shit,
…还给你 But I am perfectly willing to give back to you your sensitive shit,
…还给你
时间就看你方便啦
you know, at a time of your choosing.
时间就看你方便啦
你在讲什么文件？
What documents are you talking about?
你在讲什么文件？
奥斯彭卡克斯？
Osborne Cox?
对啦！我就是… Osborne Cox?
对啦！我就是…
Yes! Yes, this is...
对啦！我就是…
Hello, it's Osborne Cox. Who the fuck are you?
我是奥斯彭卡克斯，你是谁？ Hello, it's Osborne Cox. Who the fuck are you?
你在讲什么文件？ Hello, it's Osborne Cox. Who the fuck are you?
你在讲什么文件？
What documents are you talking about?
你在讲什么文件？
Who is that?
谁打来的？ Who is that?
好吧
Okay.
好吧
中情局主管我们都叫他“屠夫”
"The bureau chief in Belgrade we all call Slovak the Butcher.
中情局主管我们都叫他“屠夫”
他很不“体血”底下的人
"He had very little rapport with his staff and his dispatches..."
体恤！ "He had very little rapport with his staff and his dispatches..."
体恤！
Rapport. "Very little rapport
不“体恤”底下的人啦，白痴！ Rapport. "Very little rapport
不“体恤”底下的人啦，白痴！
"with his staff", fucking moron!
怎么会在你手上？ "with his staff", fucking moron!
怎么会在你手上？
How did you get this?
怎么会在你手上？
别生气嘛，奥斯彭
Don't blow a gasket, Osborne.
别生气嘛，奥斯彭
Who the fuck are you? Listen to me.
We have... It's not important where...
你到底是谁？ We have... It's not important where...
这不重要… We have... It's not important where...
这不重要…
你是搞不清楚状况啊！
You are in way over your fucking head!
你是搞不清楚状况啊！
我不知道你是谁
I don't know who the fuck you are,
但你不知道你在干嘛 I don't know who the fuck you are,
但你不知道你在干嘛
but you have no idea what you're doing!
但你不知道你在干嘛
Oh! Why so uptight, Osborne Cox?
干嘛这么生气？奥斯彭卡克斯？ Oh! Why so uptight, Osborne Cox?
我只是个好人… Oh! Why so uptight, Osborne Cox?
我只是个好人…
I'm just a Good Samaritan, a traveler on the road...
什么？你是什么？ I'm just a Good Samaritan, a traveler on the road...
什么？你是什么？
跟他说我们会还他
Tell him we're gonna give it back.
跟他说我们会还他
只是觉得他会想知道…
We just thought that he would like to maybe know,
琳达，我来讲！ We just thought that he would like to maybe know,
琳达，我来讲！
and tell him about that Good Samaritan tax thing...
跟他说好人有好报的事 and tell him about that Good Samaritan tax thing...
那是谁？喂？ and tell him about that Good Samaritan tax thing...
那是谁？喂？
- Who is that? Hello? - Ozzie, what's going on?
那是谁？喂？
叫他别让我们为难
You tell him he's inconveniencing us.
喂？那又是谁？ You tell him he's inconveniencing us.
喂？那又是谁？
Hello! Who the fuck is this?
喂？那又是谁？
Ozzie, what's going on?
你不要再让我们为难了
You know, this is a major inconvenience for us,
你不要再让我们为难了
and we just thought a reward...
我们只是在想赏金… and we just thought a reward...
我们只是在想赏金…
原来是为了钱
So it's money! So it's money!
原来是为了钱
You want money? Okay. Listen to me.
你要钱？好，听我说… You want money? Okay. Listen to me.
你要钱？好，听我说…
Well, yeah, why not?
有何不可？ Well, yeah, why not?
有何不可？
我是不是讲错话？
- Am I out of line here? - Let me...
没有！ - Am I out of line here? - Let me...
听好了，你们这两个笨蛋 - Am I out of line here? - Let me...
听好了，你们这两个笨蛋
Listen to me, you two clowns.
听好了，你们这两个笨蛋
给我仔细听好
Listen to me very, very carefully.
给我仔细听好
你们不知道自己在干嘛
You have no idea what you're doing, and I warn you...
我警告你们… You have no idea what you're doing, and I warn you...
你警告我们？ You have no idea what you're doing, and I warn you...
你警告我们？
You warn us? You warn us? You warn us?
你警告我们？
对啦
Yes. Yes. I...
你警告我们？ Yes. Yes. I...
你警告我们？
- Let me tell you something, Mr. Intelligence. - Yes. Let me...
告诉你，情报员先生 - Let me tell you something, Mr. Intelligence. - Yes. Let me...
我们才要警告你
- We warn you! - Listen!
再等电话通知你条件吧 - We warn you! - Listen!
再等电话通知你条件吧
We will call you back with our demands!
查德，挂电话！
Hello? Listen to me.
查德，挂电话！
Chad! Don't you...
喂？听好… Chad! Don't you...
喂？听好…
- No, Chad. Don't play his game! - Let me explain
查德，别被他唬了！ - No, Chad. Don't play his game! - Let me explain
我来解释这是… - No, Chad. Don't play his game! - Let me explain
我来解释这是…
- how this will work. - Sorry.
对不起 - how this will work. - Sorry.
对不起
妈呀！
Jeez. The nerve of that guy!
他好大的胆子 Jeez. The nerve of that guy!
他好大的胆子
他居然不给我们赏金
I am very fucking surprised he did not give us that reward.
他居然不给我们赏金
到底怎么回事？
What on earth is going on?
有个笨蛋…应该是两个笨蛋… What on earth is going on?
有个笨蛋…应该是两个笨蛋…
Some clown, or two clowns, have gotten a hold of my memoirs.
…拿到我的回忆录了 Some clown, or two clowns, have gotten a hold of my memoirs.
…拿到我的回忆录了
你的什么？
Your what?
你的什么？
可能是偷走或…
Stolen it, or... I don't know how...
你的什么？ Stolen it, or... I don't know how...
你的什么？
Your what?
我的回忆录，我在写的书啦 Your what?
我的回忆录，我在写的书啦
My memoirs, the book that I'm writing.
我的回忆录，我在写的书啦
谁拿到那种东西会当成宝啊？
Well, why in God's name would anyone think that's worth anything?
他好像不肯配合
It doesn't sound like he's gonna play ball.
他好像不肯配合
He'll play ball!
他会配合的 He'll play ball!
他会配合的
只是要给他见识一下
We just have to show him who's boss.
只是要给他见识一下
Well, that's...
他好像满资深的 Well, that's...
他好像满资深的
He sounds very senior.
这个资深的老头把事情搞砸了 He sounds very senior.
这个资深的老头把事情搞砸了
I think this is some senior guy
这个资深的老头把事情搞砸了
who has screwed the pooch, big-time.
对，所以他完蛋了 who has screwed the pooch, big-time.
对，所以他完蛋了
Yeah, that's why we got him, you know.
我们让他进退两难 Yeah, that's why we got him, you know.
我们让他进退两难
We caught him with his thing caught in a big, fat wringer.
对 We caught him with his thing caught in a big, fat wringer.
对
- Yeah. - And us in the driver's seat.
情况由我们主导 - Yeah. - And us in the driver's seat.
情况由我们主导
Uh-huh!
对 Uh-huh!
对
这是我们的好机会，千载难逢
This is our opportunity. You don't get many of these.
在五星级餐厅门口滑倒 This is our opportunity. You don't get many of these.
在五星级餐厅门口滑倒
You slip on the ice outside of, you know, a fancy restaurant,
要他们赔不完 You slip on the ice outside of, you know, a fancy restaurant,
要他们赔不完
- or something like this happens. - Right.
对 - or something like this happens. - Right.
现在给我们遇上了 - or something like this happens. - Right.
现在给我们遇上了
And right now this has happened.
现在给我们遇上了
Yup.
对，大好机会 Yup.
对，大好机会
It sure has.
对，大好机会
我的手术有望了
This could put a big dent in my surgeries.
我的手术有望了
Uh-huh.
大有希望
Big time.
大有希望
Honey! Honey!
老公？ Honey! Honey!
老公！ Honey! Honey!
老公！
Huh?
车子来了，我要走了
My car is here. I'm off, mystery man.
神秘人物 My car is here. I'm off, mystery man.
神秘人物
What is that thing?
那是什么东西？ What is that thing?
那是什么东西？
It's top secret, baby.
这是最高机密 It's top secret, baby.
这是最高机密
去几个城市？
How many cities?
西雅图、旧金山 How many cities?
西雅图、旧金山
Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago.
洛杉矶、芝加哥 Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago.
干嘛老是叫你去西雅图？ Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago.
干嘛老是叫你去西雅图？
Why do they always send you to Seattle?
干嘛老是叫你去西雅图？
那里市场又不大
It's not a big market.
那里市场又不大
I don't know. Lots of independent bookstores.
不知道，很多独立书店 I don't know. Lots of independent bookstores.
不知道，很多独立书店
一天到晚下雨，还能做什么？
Rains all the time. What else are people gonna do?
一天到晚下雨，还能做什么？
I can think of a couple of things.
我想得到几件事 I can think of a couple of things.
我想得到几件事
You can think of one thing.
你只想一件事 You can think of one thing.
你住哪里？ You can think of one thing.
你住哪里？
Where are they putting you?
最好是半岛酒店 Where are they putting you?
最好是半岛酒店
Christ, it better be the Peninsula,
最好是半岛酒店
the money I make for them.
我是他们的摇钱树 the money I make for them.
Are you gonna be okay?
你没问题吧？ Are you gonna be okay?
会难过，但没问题 Are you gonna be okay?
会难过，但没问题
I'll be sad, but I'll be okay.
会难过，但没问题
Not too sad.
别太难过 Not too sad.
难过得刚刚好啦 Not too sad.
难过得刚刚好啦
Just the right amount.
难过得刚刚好啦
我爱你，宝贝
I am crazy about you, baby.
Hey!
东尼班尼特、东尼莫里逊…
Tony Bennett, Toni Morrison,
东尼班尼特、东尼莫里逊…
…柔伊考德维，了不起
Zoe Caldwell. It was marvelous.
…柔伊考德维，了不起
我第一次出席颁奖典礼
First time I've ever attended the Kennedy Honors.
珍亚历山大是我的客户 First time I've ever attended the Kennedy Honors.
珍亚历山大是我的客户
Jane Alexander is a client,
珍亚历山大是我的客户
柔伊的老朋友
an old friend of Zoe's.
好了
Anyway...
好了
康妮？
- Connie. - Yes, sir.
什么事？ - Connie. - Yes, sir.
什么事？
请你拿卡克斯的财务文件给我
Would you bring in your copy of the Cox financials?
请你拿卡克斯的财务文件给我
东尼唱了“好戏还在后头” （健身中心）
Tony sang The Best is Yet to Come.
东尼唱了“好戏还在后头” Tony sang The Best is Yet to Come.
Tony Bennett.
东尼班尼特 Tony Bennett.
东尼班尼特
我存在光碟里，不知道放哪儿了
I thought I had it here on a disk.
我存在光碟里，不知道放哪儿了
I don't know where the disk is.
我存在光碟里，不知道放哪儿了
I'm sorry, I'll have to run another off my hard drive.
抱歉，我再从硬碟烧一份 I'm sorry, I'll have to run another off my hard drive.
好 I'm sorry, I'll have to run another off my hard drive.
好
All right. Okay.
好
So we've drawn up the papers,
协议书拟好了 So we've drawn up the papers,
协议书拟好了
只要你一声令下
and we are prepared to execute service on Osborne, if you so elect, Mrs. Cox.
就开始和奥斯彭的离婚程序 and we are prepared to execute service on Osborne, if you so elect, Mrs. Cox.
就开始和奥斯彭的离婚程序
但我们已经走到无路可退
But since we are at the point of no return,
但我们已经走到无路可退
我在这个当头都会鼓励客户
I always urge my clients in this juncture
多等一天，想清楚再决定 I always urge my clients in this juncture
多等一天，想清楚再决定
to give it one more day of reflection.
多等一天，想清楚再决定
哈利？
Harry?
哈利？
我是琳达
It's Linda.
我是琳达
你好
Well, hello.
不，我当了好几年的保镳
I did the whole bodyguard thing for years.
不，我当了好几年的保镳
保护州政府的人
My guy was in State, the Secretary as a matter of fact,
是部门首长，所以我常旅行 My guy was in State, the Secretary as a matter of fact,
是部门首长，所以我常旅行
so I did a lot of traveling.
“铁甲军走出大楼了” so I did a lot of traveling.
“铁甲军走出大楼了”
"Ironside has left the building." We called him Iron Ass.
我们都叫他“铁甲鱼” "Ironside has left the building." We called him Iron Ass.
我们都叫他“铁甲鱼”
Not to his face, of course.
不是当他的面，也不是在他背后 Not to his face, of course.
不是当他的面，也不是在他背后
Not to his ass, either!
不是当他的面，也不是在他背后
他人不错，保镳是年轻人的工作
He was okay.
他人不错，保镳是年轻人的工作
Personal protection's a young man's game.
好吃，你要不要？ Personal protection's a young man's game.
好吃，你要不要？
These are really good. You wanna try one?
好吃，你要不要？
我吃一口
Yeah? Does that have shell food in it?
里面有带壳海鲜吗？ Yeah? Does that have shell food in it?
里面有带壳海鲜吗？
带壳海鲜？
- Shell food? - I got a sensitivity.
我会过敏啦 - Shell food? - I got a sensitivity.
我会过敏啦
I go into anaphylactic shock.
吃了喉咙会整个肿起来 I go into anaphylactic shock.
吃了喉咙会整个肿起来
My larynx swells up and it closes... What the hell.
管它的，活着就是要冒险 My larynx swells up and it closes... What the hell.
管它的，活着就是要冒险
Live dangerously, huh?
管它的，活着就是要冒险
总不能一直戴着保险套
Can't always wear a condom, right?
没错，不能一直戴着 Can't always wear a condom, right?
没错，不能一直戴着
That's right! Not always!
没错，不能一直戴着
Yeah. My job now is mostly administrative.
对，我现在负责行政工作 Yeah. My job now is mostly administrative.
不当贴身保镳了 Yeah. My job now is mostly administrative.
不当贴身保镳了
Not so much PP, personal protection.
不当贴身保镳了
我还是有带枪
I do still carry the gun.
天哪！ I do still carry the gun.
天哪！
Oh, my God.
没啥大不了啦 Oh, my God.
没啥大不了啦
No big deal. Never discharged it
20年来没击发过 No big deal. Never discharged it
20年来没击发过
in 20 years of service. Security blanket now.
带心安的，没想过要用 in 20 years of service. Security blanket now.
带心安的，没想过要用
I don't even think about it. Of course...
当然最好不要用 I don't even think about it. Of course...
当然最好不要用
you're not supposed to think about it.
保护的人有危险就会有反射动作 you're not supposed to think about it.
保护的人有危险就会有反射动作
In a situation where your man is threatened, the training kicks in.
保护的人有危险就会有反射动作
It's muscle memory. Just like that. It's reflexes. It's...
那是直觉反应 It's muscle memory. Just like that. It's reflexes. It's...
太好吃了，要不要交换？
Those are outrageous. You wanna swap?
才不要！ Those are outrageous. You wanna swap?
才不要！
No way!
走开！ No way!
走开！
- Go away. Go away. - Let me touch.
给我摸一下 - Go away. Go away. - Let me touch.
走开！ - Go away. Go away. - Let me touch.
走开！
Okay. Saki?
清酒？ Okay. Saki?
清酒？
There was a hell of a lot of political infighting
有很多政治内斗 There was a hell of a lot of political infighting
有很多政治内斗
and petty, petty shit, and then basically
都是小事，后来我们老大吵赢 and petty, petty shit, and then basically
都是小事，后来我们老大吵赢
the old man stepped on Geiberger's throat.
这地板不错 the old man stepped on Geiberger's throat.
这地板不错
This is nice. Is this wide-plank pine?
这是宽版松木？ This is nice. Is this wide-plank pine?
这是宽版松木？
大概是吧
Yeah. I guess so.
大概是吧
好吧，琳达，我要告解一下
Yeah.
好吧，琳达，我要告解一下
Listen, Linda, full disclosure here.
我没戴结婚戒指，但我已婚 Listen, Linda, full disclosure here.
我没戴结婚戒指，但我已婚
Yes, I am not wearing a wedding ring, but I am married.
我没戴结婚戒指，但我已婚
Hmm.
我没戴结婚戒指，但我已婚
18个月前协议分居时拿掉了
I took the ring off about 18 months ago when we agreed to separate,
协议分开 I took the ring off about 18 months ago when we agreed to separate,
协议分开
we agreed to disagree.
协议分开
这是我们唯一的共识
That's about the only thing we ever agreed on.
这是我们唯一的共识
谢谢你告诉我，我很感动
Well, thanks for telling me, Harry. I really appreciate it.
谢谢你告诉我，我很感动
我向来做事都坦荡荡啦
You know, full transparency is my MO.
我向来做事都坦荡荡啦
枪不会走火吧？
That's not gonna go off, is it?
枪不会走火吧？
Well, let's get in the other room and find out.
去另一个房间试试啊 Well, let's get in the other room and find out.
很好，很精彩
That's great. That's exciting.
很好，很精彩
Yeah. He's very, very communicative.
他很好沟通，平易近人 Yeah. He's very, very communicative.
他很好沟通，平易近人
Very accessible. He has a sense of humor,
他很有幽默感 Very accessible. He has a sense of humor,
完全同意我去手术 Very accessible. He has a sense of humor,
完全同意我去手术
and he agrees 100% about my surgeries.
完全同意我去手术
Well...
我… Well...
他也认为我屁股要小一点 Well...
他也认为我屁股要小一点
He agrees my ass could be smaller.
他也认为我屁股要小一点
I mean, not in a mean way.
不是嫌弃啦，是开玩笑 I mean, not in a mean way.
不是嫌弃啦，是开玩笑
It comes from a place of humor.
不是嫌弃啦，是开玩笑
很好
That's good, but, Linda, what do you really know about this guy?
但你真的了解这个人吗？ That's good, but, Linda, what do you really know about this guy?
但你真的了解这个人吗？
我说过了，他在财政部工作
I told you, he's in the Treasury Department.
可是… I told you, he's in the Treasury Department.
可是…
But, no, I mean...
说不定他只是随便上网找对象 But, no, I mean...
说不定他只是随便上网找对象
You know, he could be one of these guys that cruises the Internet.
说不定他只是随便上网找对象
我也是啊
Yeah, so am I.
我也是啊
这样穿有什么不对？
What's wrong with this?
这样穿有什么不对？
不能这样穿，你要穿西装
No, you cannot wear that.
不能这样穿，你要穿西装
You have to wear a suit.
你要我回家换？ You have to wear a suit.
你要我回家换？
You mean, go home and change?
对！ You mean, go home and change?
对！
Yeah!
对！
我想骑脚踏车去
I was gonna ride my bike.
奥斯彭卡克斯？
Osborne Cox.
奥斯彭卡克斯？
你就是“布雷克先生”吧？
And you, I take it, are Mr. Black.
你就是“布雷克先生”吧？
是的
Yes, I am.
You have the money?
钱带了吗？ You have the money?
钱带了吗？
你要的5万美元？
$50,000.
你要的5万美元？
这是我们说好的…奥斯彭卡克斯
That's what was agreed upon, Osborne Cox.
这是我们说好的…奥斯彭卡克斯
好，我来解释一下，布雷克先生
All right. Let me explain something to you, Mr. Black.
好，我来解释一下，布雷克先生
你知道我是谁，我知道你是谁
You know who I am, I know who you are.
也许吧 You know who I am, I know who you are.
也许吧
Perhaps...
也许吧
可是表象…
but appearances can be deceptive.
…是会骗人的 but appearances can be deceptive.
…是会骗人的
对啦
Yeah.
你这样是在恐吓我 Yeah.
你这样是在恐吓我
What you're engaged in is blackmail. That is a felony.
你可能不知道这是重罪 What you're engaged in is blackmail. That is a felony.
你可能不知道这是重罪
That's for starters.
表象是会骗人的 That's for starters.
表象是会骗人的
Appearances can be deceptive.
表象是会骗人的
我只是个好人，要…
I am a mere Good Samaritan who...
我只是个好人，要…
其次，未经允许就散布
Secondly, the unauthorized dissemination
其次，未经允许就散布
of classified material is a federal crime.
机密文件是联邦罪刑 of classified material is a federal crime.
如果你威胁的事真的做了 of classified material is a federal crime.
如果你威胁的事真的做了
If you ever carried out your proposed threat,
后果你要自行负责 If you ever carried out your proposed threat,
后果你要自行负责
you would experience such a shit storm of consequences, my friend,
我保证你那空空的脑袋 you would experience such a shit storm of consequences, my friend,
我保证你那空空的脑袋
that your empty little head would be spinning
要转得比你那台 that your empty little head would be spinning
捷安特脚踏车的轮子更快 that your empty little head would be spinning
捷安特脚踏车的轮子更快
faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there.
你以为那是捷安特？ faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there.
你以为那是捷安特？
You think that's a Schwinn.
好了啦，快把光碟还我 You think that's a Schwinn.
好了啦，快把光碟还我
Now give me the fucking floppy or the CD
把那张CD给我啦 Now give me the fucking floppy or the CD
把那张CD给我啦
or whatever the fuck it is...
我拿到就走 or whatever the fuck it is...
先把钱交出来，猪头！ or whatever the fuck it is...
先把钱交出来，猪头！
As soon as you give us the money, dickwad!
先把钱交出来，猪头！
妈的！
You fuck!
妈的！
干！给我！
Give it to me, fuck!
干！给我！
我操你！
- You fucker. - I know who you are, fucker!
我知道你是谁，我操你！ - You fucker. - I know who you are, fucker!
我才操你咧！ - You fucker. - I know who you are, fucker!
我才操你咧！
You're the fucker!
我才操你咧！
钱呢？
- Where's the money? - He hit me!
他打我！ - Where's the money? - He hit me!
钱呢？ - Where's the money? - He hit me!
钱呢？
Where's the money?
钱呢？
他不给我！
He didn't give it to me.
他不给我！
我…快上车！
For... Get in the car. Get in the car.
我…快上车！
What are you doing? Shit!
要去哪里？ What are you doing? Shit!
妈的！ What are you doing? Shit!
妈的！
我操！
Fuck it! Fuck! Fucking lunatic!
干！ Fuck it! Fuck! Fucking lunatic!
神经病！ Fuck it! Fuck! Fucking lunatic!
神经病！
他妈的白痴！
You fucking morons!
他妈的白痴！
混蛋！
Dick!
混蛋！
给他一点颜色瞧瞧
- That'll give him something to think about. - Yeah.
对 - That'll give him something to think about. - Yeah.
对
我就知道会这样
I knew this would happen.
等一下，回去拿我的脚踏车 I knew this would happen.
等一下，回去拿我的脚踏车
Wait. Wait! We gotta go back!
等一下，回去拿我的脚踏车
My bike!
开始B计划 My bike!
开始B计划
It's on to Plan B.
开始B计划
That's just a Kryptonite lock. You can open those fuckers with a Bic pen!
那个锁很烂 That's just a Kryptonite lock. You can open those fuckers with a Bic pen!
随便拿支笔就开了 That's just a Kryptonite lock. You can open those fuckers with a Bic pen!
随便拿支笔就开了
他好大的胆子
Some people.
他好大的胆子
这是什么？
What is this?
这是什么？
俄国大使馆
Russian Embassy.
俄国大使馆
我跟克雷金先生说我可能会来
I told Mr. Krapotkin I might be stopping by.
我跟克雷金先生说我可能会来
Is there a men's room?
有洗手间吗？ Is there a men's room?
有洗手间吗？
小姐，你搞错了
Madam, you are mistaken.
我是助理文化专员
I am assistant cultural attaché.
我是助理文化专员
在贵国的领土范围内
The organs of state security are not allowed to function
不得行使国家安全机制 The organs of state security are not allowed to function
不得行使国家安全机制
within the borders of your country.
不得行使国家安全机制
机制？
Organs?
Yes.
对 Yes.
对
但我们手上有高层机密…
But what if I had, say, secrets of a highly...
但我们手上有高层机密…
这些机密文件可能会影响…
Secrets that might interest the organs of the...
什么？
Yes?
什么？
这给你闻香
That's just a taste.
这给你闻香
能透露资料的来源吗？
May I ask the source of this material?
能透露资料的来源吗？
No, you may not.
不行 No, you may not.
不行
是很高层的人
- He's very high up. - Chad!
查德！ - He's very high up. - Chad!
查德！
干嘛？我只说他很高层
What? I'm just saying he's high up.
干嘛？我只说他很高层
PC或苹果？
PC or Mac?
PC或苹果？
PC
- PC. - PC.
PC
请稍等一下
Could you wait, please?
我还有约 Could you wait, please?
我还有约
I do have a date.
我还有约
Hey!
The fish has bitten.
鱼已经上钩了 The fish has bitten.
鱼已经上钩了
Huh?
对，他好像人不错
Yeah, he seems cool.
对，他好像人不错
查德？
Chad.
查德？
请跟我来
Could you accompany me, please?
请跟我来
还有其他资料？
There is more material?
还有很多 There is more material?
还有很多
There's a lot more.
还有很多
但我们要先拿到钱
But we want to be paid first.
但我们要先拿到钱
你们不怎么爱国嘛
You are not ideological?
你们不怎么爱国嘛
I don't think so.
可以这么说 I don't think so.
听着… I don't think so.
听着…
Look, I have a date, so...
我约了人 Look, I have a date, so...
我约了人
约会
Date.
约会
Uh-oh.
大排长龙，毛巾没人洗
- A line to check in, towels piling up. - I'm sorry, Ted.
对不起，泰德 - A line to check in, towels piling up. - I'm sorry, Ted.
对不起，泰德
马诺罗忙个不停
And Manolo running around like crazy.
马诺罗忙个不停
What happened to your nose?
你的鼻子怎么了？ What happened to your nose?
你的鼻子怎么了？
我们健身中心不容许你们这样
This is not acceptable at Hardbodies.
我们健身中心不容许你们这样
You two know better than that.
你们明明知道 You two know better than that.
我们知道，对不起 You two know better than that.
我们知道，对不起
Yes, we do, Ted. I'm really sorry.
太不像话了 Yes, we do, Ted. I'm really sorry.
太不像话了
This is no way...
太不像话了
这是难免的啦，不会再犯了
It was unavoidable, Ted. It won't happen again.
但你们不告诉我是什么事 It was unavoidable, Ted. It won't happen again.
但你们不告诉我是什么事
But you won't tell me what's going on.
对，不能说 But you won't tell me what's going on.
对，不能说
No, we can't.
对，不能说
我知道这样很不像话
I know this is really terrible, Ted,
但我要走了，我约了人 I know this is really terrible, Ted,
但我要走了，我约了人
but I have to go. I have a date.
但我要走了，我约了人
你变了，琳达
You're changing, Linda. It's very sad.
真是悲哀 You're changing, Linda. It's very sad.
真是悲哀
Which, to my mind, is all the more reason to lower the boom on Ozzie.
我觉得更有理由跟奥斯彭离婚 Which, to my mind, is all the more reason to lower the boom on Ozzie.
我觉得更有理由跟奥斯彭离婚
Mmm-hmm.
这是附和吗？
Is that it? "Mmm-hmm"?
这是附和吗？
I'm wondering if it's the right time and...
我只是不确定时机对不对 I'm wondering if it's the right time and...
我只是不确定时机对不对
时机当然对
Well, of course it's the right time.
怎么会不对？ Well, of course it's the right time.
怎么会不对？
Why wouldn't it be the right time?
怎么会不对？
你有威胁感吗？
- Does this threaten you? - No.
没有 - Does this threaten you? - No.
没有
我们的感情很稳定
You and me, we're rock solid.
只是我不知道这样做妥不妥 You and me, we're rock solid.
只是我不知道这样做妥不妥
It's just, I think that's why we can afford to be big.
只是我不知道这样做妥不妥
替奥斯彭想想，让他东山再起
We can think about Ozzie and whether we give him a chance to
替奥斯彭想想，让他东山再起
get himself together a little bit,
你再决定要不要毁了他 get himself together a little bit,
你再决定要不要毁了他
before you hammer the hell out of him.
你再决定要不要毁了他
你觉得我是想毁了他？
- Is that how you see me? Hammering him? - Of course not...
当然不是 - Is that how you see me? Hammering him? - Of course not...
对，但你是这么说的 - Is that how you see me? Hammering him? - Of course not...
对，但你是这么说的
- No, but that was your word. - Yeah.
对啦，可是… - No, but that was your word. - Yeah.
对啦，可是…
- I don't hammer. - No, of course not. Listen...
我不会毁了他 - I don't hammer. - No, of course not. Listen...
对啦，听我说… - I don't hammer. - No, of course not. Listen...
对啦，听我说…
你知道我不是他的朋友
I'm no friend of the guy, you know that.
你知道我不是他的朋友
I think he's an arrogant little geek.
我觉得他太目中无人 I think he's an arrogant little geek.
我觉得他太目中无人
但我们多得是时间
But, you know, we have all the time in the world,
但我们多得是时间
and he just lost his job.
他才刚丢了饭碗 and he just lost his job.
他才刚丢了饭碗
他没丢饭碗，他是辞职
He didn't lose it. He quit.
对，说辞职的人多半是被开除的
Yeah, well, most of the people in this town who quit, were fired.
对，说辞职的人多半是被开除的
我很同情他
I feel sorry for him...
我很同情他
and I think he'll be a lot easier to deal with if he doesn't feel cornered.
别让他觉得四面楚歌 and I think he'll be a lot easier to deal with if he doesn't feel cornered.
会不会比较好对付他 and I think he'll be a lot easier to deal with if he doesn't feel cornered.
会不会比较好对付他
也许吧
Maybe. Just as long as we're talking about Ozzie here, not you.
只要我们讲的是奥斯彭，不是你 Maybe. Just as long as we're talking about Ozzie here, not you.
当然是在讲奥斯彭 Maybe. Just as long as we're talking about Ozzie here, not you.
当然是在讲奥斯彭
Of course we're talking about Ozzie.
当然是在讲奥斯彭
你要我怎样我都会做，我爱你
I'll do whatever you want, baby. I adore you.
你要我怎样我都会做，我爱你
你去买单
- You get the check. - Okay.
喂？ - You get the check. - Okay.
喂？
Yeah. Yes. Is there blood in his stool?
是的 Yeah. Yes. Is there blood in his stool?
粪便里有血吗？ Yeah. Yes. Is there blood in his stool?
粪便里有血吗？
Later. I'm running home.
等我，我先回家 Later. I'm running home.
等我，我先回家
I love you, baby.
我爱你，宝贝 I love you, baby.
我爱你，宝贝
奥斯彭！
Ozzie?
奥斯彭！
妈的！车子怎么撞成这样？
God damn it, Ozzie, what have you done to the car?
All right. All right.
好吧 All right. All right.
好吧
（凯蒂来电）
Oh, my God, am I really late?
天哪！我迟到了吗？ Oh, my God, am I really late?
没有 Oh, my God, am I really late?
没有
No, no. It doesn't start for five minutes.
还有5分钟才开始 No, no. It doesn't start for five minutes.
还有5分钟才开始
你没看过吧？
You haven't seen this yet, have you?
这部？我没看过 You haven't seen this yet, have you?
这部？我没看过
This one, no. No, I have not.
这部？我没看过
I hear it's terrific.
听说很好看 I hear it's terrific.
听说很好看
Great.
太好了 Great.
太好了
（黛西姑娘）
我们谈过好几次了 （黛西姑娘）
We've been over and over and over this.
我们谈过好几次了 We've been over and over and over this.
我们谈过好几次了
你先是说不能承诺，然后…
First you say you can't commit, and then...
你先是说不能承诺，然后…
你能不能先下来？
Would you come down from there?
你能不能先下来？
那个不是这样用，那是我的…
抱歉家里很乱
Pardon our dust, the ex is in the process of moving out.
我前妻正要搬出去 Pardon our dust, the ex is in the process of moving out.
我前妻正要搬出去
我有叫她快点搬，可是…
I told her to expedite things, but...
我有叫她快点搬，可是…
Yeah.
好吧 Yeah.
要成熟一点处理 Yeah.
要成熟一点处理
Yeah, you know, you try to act like an adult.
要成熟一点处理
这种事可不简单啦
Well, it's never easy.
这种事可不简单啦
Hmm.
要不要下楼？喜欢惊喜吗？
You wanna come downstairs? You like surprises?
我向来喜欢新鲜玩意儿 You wanna come downstairs? You like surprises?
我向来喜欢新鲜玩意儿
Well, I'm always open to new experiences.
告诉你，我在男性杂志看过广告 Well, I'm always open to new experiences.
告诉你，我在男性杂志看过广告
I gotta tell you, I saw an ad for this in a gentleman's magazine,
市价是1200美元 I gotta tell you, I saw an ad for this in a gentleman's magazine,
市价是1200美元
1,200 bucks. 1,200 bucks. I'm looking at this thing and I think,
1200美元 1,200 bucks. 1,200 bucks. I'm looking at this thing and I think,
我看着这个东西 1,200 bucks. 1,200 bucks. I'm looking at this thing and I think,
简直是抢钱嘛 1,200 bucks. 1,200 bucks. I'm looking at this thing and I think,
简直是抢钱嘛
"Jesus, you gotta be kidding me. I'm a hobbyist.
我平常就喜欢DIY "Jesus, you gotta be kidding me. I'm a hobbyist.
我平常就喜欢DIY
这不过是铁管做的嘛
"This thing's basically nothing but Speed-Rail."
于是我去居家材料量贩店 "This thing's basically nothing but Speed-Rail."
于是我去居家材料量贩店
I figure I'd go down to Home Depot
于是我去居家材料量贩店
and whip this up myself for 100 bucks.
才花一百美元就做好了 and whip this up myself for 100 bucks.
才花一百美元就做好了
这是什么？
What is it?
这是什么？
你只管坐上去
You sit down there, make yourself comfortable,
就会舒服了 You sit down there, make yourself comfortable,
就会舒服了
把双脚踩上去
put your feet in the stirrups and...
然后… put your feet in the stirrups and...
然后…
Oh, my God!
我的老天！ Oh, my God!
我的老天！
太好了
That's fantastic!
了不起吧？一百美元不含工钱 That's fantastic!
了不起吧？一百美元不含工钱
Something, isn't it? 100 bucks all in.
了不起吧？一百美元不含工钱
Not counting my labor and the cost of the dildo.
最贵的是那根假老二啦 Not counting my labor and the cost of the dildo.
最贵的是那根假老二啦
- Those things aren't cheap. - Uh-huh!
主要是我没有… - Those things aren't cheap. - Uh-huh!
主要是我没有…
See, I lack that. I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.
我自己没模子可以做 See, I lack that. I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.
我自己没模子可以做
- The Russians? The Russians? - Uh-huh.
俄国人？ - The Russians? The Russians? - Uh-huh.
俄国人？
Mmm-hmm.
对，俄国大使馆 Mmm-hmm.
对，俄国大使馆
The Russian Embassy, yeah.
Are you sure?
你确定？ Are you sure?
你确定？
Hey, the guy was not hard to follow, as you know.
要跟踪他并不难，你也知道的 Hey, the guy was not hard to follow, as you know.
他们干嘛去找俄国人？ Hey, the guy was not hard to follow, as you know.
他们干嘛去找俄国人？
Why the fuck would they go to the Russians? Why the fuck?
发神经啊？ Why the fuck would they go to the Russians? Why the fuck?
发神经啊？
I'm sorry. Thank you, Hal.
抱歉，谢谢你 I'm sorry. Thank you, Hal.
抱歉，谢谢你
没问题啦
Hey. No problemo.
没问题啦
奥斯彭，我不想疑神疑鬼的
Look, Ozzie, I hate to be the paranoid old spook,
但那两个人好像对你很感兴趣 Look, Ozzie, I hate to be the paranoid old spook,
但那两个人好像对你很感兴趣
but those two guys seem very interested in you.
但那两个人好像对你很感兴趣
你该不会改爱男人了吧？
You haven't gone poofy on me, have you, Oz?
你该不会改爱男人了吧？
有什么事吗？
Can I help you?
有什么事吗？
很抱歉盯着你看
I'm sorry if I was staring,
但你看起来很眼熟 I'm sorry if I was staring,
但你看起来很眼熟
but your face looks familiar.
但你看起来很眼熟
It's Princeton? '73?
1973普林斯敦？ It's Princeton? '73?
对啊 It's Princeton? '73?
对啊
Yeah.
我想不起你的名字 Yeah.
我想不起你的名字
I can't remember your name.
奥斯彭卡克斯 I can't remember your name.
奥斯彭卡克斯
Osborne Cox.
我就知道 Osborne Cox.
我就知道
I thought so.
在此致上法院传票 I thought so.
在此致上法院传票
Served and witnessed.
在此致上法院传票
我先告辞了
You have a real nice evening.
我先告辞了
不妙
Ouch.
不妙
搞什么？
What the fuck?
搞什么？
Fuck! What the fuck?
搞什么？ Fuck! What the fuck?
搞什么？
干！
Fuck! Fucking...
我操！ Fuck! Fucking...
我操！
你为什么说我们还有资料？
Why did you tell him we could get more stuff?
你为什么说我们还有资料？
也许弄得到啊
Well, maybe we can.
马诺罗只捡到那张光碟 Well, maybe we can.
马诺罗只捡到那张光碟
That's all Manolo found. That was everything.
没别的了 That's all Manolo found. That was everything.
没别的了
怎么办？
What, are we gonna tell Manolo
叫马诺罗再去更衣室的地上 What, are we gonna tell Manolo
叫马诺罗再去更衣室的地上
to scoop some more secret spy shit off the locker floor?
找秘密档案？ to scoop some more secret spy shit off the locker floor?
找秘密档案？
- Hey! - What?
干嘛？ - Hey! - What?
干嘛？
我不喜欢你这种态度，太悲观了
I don't like the snideness, nor the negativity.
我不喜欢你这种态度，太悲观了
对不起
- I'm sorry. - I'm just trying to work this thing.
我只是想捞点好处 - I'm sorry. - I'm just trying to work this thing.
我只是想捞点好处
想大改造就需要很多钱动手术
If I'm gonna reinvent myself, I need these surgeries,
想大改造就需要很多钱动手术
and these surgeries cost money.
这可不是闹着玩的 and these surgeries cost money.
这可不是闹着玩的
- And this is not just fun and games. - I'm sorry.
对不起 - And this is not just fun and games. - I'm sorry.
对不起
快想办法吧
So let's figure this thing out, okay?
快想办法吧
查德，你的水果奶昔好了
Chad, your Berry Blast is ready.
我们知道他是谁 Chad, your Berry Blast is ready.
我们知道他是谁
We know who he is.
对，奥斯彭卡克斯 We know who he is.
对，奥斯彭卡克斯
Right, Osborne Cox.
去查他住在哪里 Right, Osborne Cox.
去查他住在哪里
So we can find out where he lives, right?
去查他住在哪里
好吧
I guess.
你应该换穿西装的 I guess.
你应该换穿西装的
- You should change into a suit. - Why?
为什么？ - You should change into a suit. - Why?
为什么？
免得去他家附近会引人侧目
So you don't stand out in his neighborhood.
免得去他家附近会引人侧目
There are certain elemental things, Chad.
要得体一点 There are certain elemental things, Chad.
他家附近？ There are certain elemental things, Chad.
他家附近？
His neighborhood?
对，应该拿掉标签和送洗标记 His neighborhood?
对，应该拿掉标签和送洗标记
Yes. We should take out the labels and the laundry marks.
送洗标记？ Yes. We should take out the labels and the laundry marks.
送洗标记？
Laundry marks?
送洗标记？
以便矢口否认
Deniability.
以便矢口否认
Shake it down
摇啊 Shake it down
摇啊
随音乐摇摆
Shakes right
随音乐摇摆
里程表跑了多少？
What's the odometer say?
里程表跑了多少？
5哩
Five.
5哩
差不多5哩？还是…
About five or approximately five? I mean...
差不多5哩？还是…
就是5哩啦
For fuck's sake, Harry, it's five miles.
就是5哩啦
5.2哩
5.2.
5.2哩
Okay. I gotta do at least five.
好，我至少要跑5哩 Okay. I gotta do at least five.
5.2哩也可以 Okay. I gotta do at least five.
5.2哩也可以
Five and a deuce is okay.
很讶异你体力这么好 Five and a deuce is okay.
很讶异你体力这么好
I'm amazed you have the energy.
很讶异你体力这么好
开玩笑！街角停车我们去后面做
You kidding? Pull around the corner and we'll do it in the back.
开玩笑！街角停车我们去后面做
你很粗鲁耶
You're so coarse.
是后座，不是从后面
No. Back of the car, not a rear entry situation.
是后座，不是从后面
Fuck! I'm late.
够了！我来不及了 Fuck! I'm late.
够了！我来不及了
这么近
这么近又那么远
拼命努力
成就名声
奇怪的是我发现
不管时光如何流逝
我还是会想起那个女孩
我遗留下的爱情
拼命努力
成就名声
虽然我没碰过你
但我的双眼仰慕你
仿佛距离我百万哩远
你看不见
像杂草般自由横生
要你跟着我的心走
自由地活着
没有墙壁包围着你
像风一样地自由
像杂草般自由横生
有人吗？
Hello?
有人吗？
我的老天
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
我的老天 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
我的老天
我的老天！搞什么？
Oh, my God. What the fuck?
搞什么？ What the fuck?
搞什么？
What the fuck? Nothing?
什么也没有？ What the fuck? Nothing?
什么也没有？
Oh!
妈的！
Oh, my fuck. I killed a fucking spook.
我杀了一个间谍 Oh, my fuck. I killed a fucking spook.
我杀了一个间谍
你来这里干嘛？白痴！
What the fuck are you doing here, you fucker? You...
你… What the fuck are you doing here, you fucker? You...
你…
欧森，什么事？
Olson, what's up?
帕马，什么事？
Palmer, what's up?
我不太确定 Palmer, what's up?
我不太确定
Not quite certain, sir, but it's messy.
反正乱七八糟 Not quite certain, sir, but it's messy.
反正乱七八糟
柯利马2号说有我的前分析员
Kolyma Two tells us they have computer files
柯利马2号说有我的前分析员
from an ex-analyst of mine, Osborne Cox.
奥斯彭卡克斯的电脑档案 from an ex-analyst of mine, Osborne Cox.
奥斯彭卡克斯的电脑档案
柯利马2号？
Kolyma Two?
我们在俄国大使馆的人 Kolyma Two?
我们在俄国大使馆的人
Our man in the Russian Embassy.
我们在俄国大使馆的人
Hmm.
有个女人拿给他们… Hmm.
有个女人拿给他们…
They were brought in to them by a woman...
俄国人？ They were brought in to them by a woman...
俄国人？
The Russians?
对，是一个名叫… The Russians?
对，是一个名叫…
Yeah. It was brought in by a woman named Linda Litzke,
琳达丽慈的女人送去的 Yeah. It was brought in by a woman named Linda Litzke,
琳达丽慈的女人送去的
她有个同伙叫哈利法勒
an associate of a guy named Harry Pfarrer.
她有个同伙叫哈利法勒
Picture's in the file, with Pfarrer's.
档案里有她和法勒的照片 Picture's in the file, with Pfarrer's.
俄国人？ Picture's in the file, with Pfarrer's.
俄国人？
- The Russians? - Yeah.
对 - The Russians? - Yeah.
对
谁是法勒？
And who's Pfarrer?
谁是法勒？
他任职于财政部
Treasury guy who has been screwing Mrs. Cox.
和卡克斯太太有一腿 Treasury guy who has been screwing Mrs. Cox.
和卡克斯太太有一腿
That must be how they got the files.
档案一定是这样外流的 That must be how they got the files.
档案一定是这样外流的
也许奥斯彭知道他们的事
Or maybe Ozzie knows about them.
也许奥斯彭知道他们的事
他们好像都有一腿
They all seem to be sleeping with each other.
好了，我不想听
All right. Spare me.
是，但财政部的这个人… All right. Spare me.
是，但财政部的这个人…
Yes, sir, but this Treasury guy...
是，但财政部的这个人…
情况变得很复杂
it's become complicated.
情况变得很复杂
他刚在奥斯彭家里枪杀了一个人
He just shot somebody in Ozzie's house.
他刚在奥斯彭家里枪杀了一个人
枪杀了…你那个分析员？
Shot your analyst?
枪杀了…你那个分析员？
No, Ozzie wasn't there.
不是，奥斯彭不在家 No, Ozzie wasn't there.
不是，奥斯彭不在家
我们跟监的人听到枪声
Our man surveilling hears a gunshot,
我们跟监的人听到枪声
看到法勒搬东西上车
sees the guy wrestle something
看到法勒搬东西上车
into his car. Follows him.
跟上去就发现 into his car. Follows him.
跟上去就发现
他把尸体丢进乞沙比克湾
He dumps a body in the Chesapeake Bay.
他把尸体丢进乞沙比克湾
他干嘛这样做？
Well, what'd he do that for?
他干嘛这样做？
我不知道
Don't know, sir.
我不知道
For Christ sake, did anyone fish the body out?
妈的！有人打捞尸体了吗？ For Christ sake, did anyone fish the body out?
妈的！有人打捞尸体了吗？
Mmm-hmm.
俄国人？美国人？ Mmm-hmm.
俄国人？美国人？
And Russian? American?
俄国人？美国人？
不知道，没身分证明
Don't know. Scrubbed of ID.
不知道，没身分证明
这个琳达…
And this Linda...
这个琳达…
琳达丽慈
Linda Litzke.
对，她在财政部？ Linda Litzke.
对，她在财政部？
Yeah, she's Treasury?
对，她在财政部？
不是，我们在…
No.
不是，我们在…
We're fuzzy on her.
我们还在调查她 We're fuzzy on her.
我们还在调查她
所以不知道大家要干嘛？
So we don't really know what anyone is after.
所以不知道大家要干嘛？
不确定
Not really, sir.
不确定
这个分析师…前分析师…
And this analyst, ex-analyst...
这个分析师…前分析师…
卡克斯
Cox.
对，他的安全等级是多少？ Cox.
对，他的安全等级是多少？
Yeah. What's his clearance level?
对，他的安全等级是多少？
3级
Three.
Okay, no biggie.
好吧，没啥大不了的 Okay, no biggie.
好吧，没啥大不了的
目前就盯紧每个人
Just, for now, just keep an eye on everyone, see what they do.
看看他们想干嘛 Just, for now, just keep an eye on everyone, see what they do.
看看他们想干嘛
好，我们会把命案交给FBI
Yes, sir. And we'll interface with the FBI on this dead body.
不行！不能让那些猪头插手 Yes, sir. And we'll interface with the FBI on this dead body.
不行！不能让那些猪头插手
No! No. God, no. We don't want those idiots bumbling around in this.
把尸体烧了，处理掉 No! No. God, no. We don't want those idiots bumbling around in this.
把尸体烧了，处理掉
Burn the body. Get rid of it.
把尸体烧了，处理掉
盯紧每一个人
And keep an eye on everyone, see what they do.
看看他们想干嘛 And keep an eye on everyone, see what they do.
看看他们想干嘛
有消息就回报…
Report back to me when...
有消息就回报…
反正有消息就回报
I don't know, when it makes sense.
反正有消息就回报
再来！踩！
Go!
再来！踩！
And tap. Up, up and tap!
上、上…踩 And tap. Up, up and tap!
上、上…踩
Up, up and tap.
上、上…踩
I'm bigger. I'm bigger.
再加点手臂动作 I'm bigger. I'm bigger.
再加点手臂动作
Now let's add the arms, right here.
我变壮了，我回来了 Now let's add the arms, right here.
我比以前更壮 Now let's add the arms, right here.
我比以前更壮
I'm bigger than ever.
我变壮了，我回来了 I'm bigger than ever.
我变壮了，我回来了
Up, up, again. And again.
我变强了，我回来了 Up, up, again. And again.
我变强了，我回来了
I'm bigger. I'm back. I'm better. I'm back.
比以前更强，我回来了 I'm bigger. I'm back. I'm better. I'm back.
比以前更强，我回来了
- Than ever. I'm back. - Let's do it again. Come on.
你们死定了，我回来了 - Than ever. I'm back. - Let's do it again. Come on.
你们死定了，我回来了
You fuckers, I'm back.
你们死定了，我回来了
Up, up, down, down.
你们死定了，我回来了
You fuckers, I'm back.
你们死定了，我回来了
Up, up, down, down, up!
And last time...
琳达？你还好吧？
Linda. You okay?
琳达？你还好吧？
Yeah, I'm fine, Ted. I'm sorry.
我还好，泰德，对不起 Yeah, I'm fine, Ted. I'm sorry.
我还好，泰德，对不起
你看起来不好
You don't look fine.
没啦，我… You don't look fine.
没啦，我…
No, no, I'm...
没啦，我…
但你不告诉我怎么了
But you won't tell me what's wrong.
但你不告诉我怎么了
你从来不告诉我
You never let me in, Linda.
我知道你值得信赖 You never let me in, Linda.
我知道你值得信赖
I know you're trustworthy. I just...
我只是不想害人 I know you're trustworthy. I just...
我只是不想害人
I don't want to endanger other people. I mean...
这是我选的路，不是… I don't want to endanger other people. I mean...
这是我选的路，不是…
This is the path that I've chosen. It's not...
你要给自己隔出… This is the path that I've chosen. It's not...
你要给自己隔出…
You have to isolate, you know, a firewall.
一道防火墙 You have to isolate, you know, a firewall.
一道防火墙
Well, I don't know what to think.
我不知道该怎么想 Well, I don't know what to think.
你们礼拜五都闹失踪
You both go AWOL on Friday.
你们礼拜五都闹失踪
今天查德根本没来
And today Chad doesn't even bother to come in at all.
我知道 And today Chad doesn't even bother to come in at all.
我知道
- I know, Ted. - I can't run a gym this way.
这样不行 - I know, Ted. - I can't run a gym this way.
我知道 - I know, Ted. - I can't run a gym this way.
我知道
- I know, Ted. - I'm going to have to fire him.
我要开除他 - I know, Ted. - I'm going to have to fire him.
我要开除他
不要啦，请你…
No, no, no. Ted, just...
不要啦，请你…
怎样？
What?
给我24小时 What?
给我24小时
Give me 24 hours!
给我24小时
干嘛？
- To what? - I don't know. Just give me 24 hours!
我不知道 - To what? - I don't know. Just give me 24 hours!
给我24小时 - To what? - I don't know. Just give me 24 hours!
琳达… - To what? - I don't know. Just give me 24 hours!
琳达…
- Linda... - Just give me 24 hours to solve this thing.
给我24小时解决这件事 - Linda... - Just give me 24 hours to solve this thing.
给我24小时解决这件事
琳达，我要告诉你…
Linda, I have to tell you.
琳达，我要告诉你…
刚才有人来找你
A man was in here earlier, asking about you.
刚才有人来找你
你是不是惹了麻烦？
Are you in some kind of trouble?
你是不是惹了麻烦？
查德在逃避什么？
Is Chad running away from something?
我们知道自己在干嘛，我问你 Is Chad running away from something?
我们知道自己在干嘛，我问你
We know what we're doing, Ted. Let me ask you this...
他知道我的名字吗？ We know what we're doing, Ted. Let me ask you this...
他知道我的名字吗？
did he know my name?
他知道我的名字吗？
知道，他问起你
Well, yes, he was asking about you.
知道，他问起你
Employment history, etcetera. Real jerk.
工作经历等等，很讨厌 Employment history, etcetera. Real jerk.
我赶他走了 Employment history, etcetera. Real jerk.
我赶他走了
I told him to get lost.
我赶他走了
Thank you, Ted.
谢谢你 Thank you, Ted.
谢谢你
我们不能泄露员工资料
Well, we just don't give that out at Hardbodies.
琳达，克雷帕金先生2线电话 Well, we just don't give that out at Hardbodies.
琳达，克雷帕金先生2线电话
Linda, a Mr. Krapotkin on line two.
琳达，克雷帕金先生2线电话
天哪！
Oh, my God.
天哪！
克雷金先生？
Mr. Krapotkin?
琳达？ Mr. Krapotkin?
琳达？
This Linda?
琳达？
什么事？
Yes?
我是俄国大使馆的克雷帕金 Yes?
我是俄国大使馆的克雷帕金
Yes, this is Ilan Krapotkin, in the Russian Embassy, returning your call.
回覆你的来电 Yes, this is Ilan Krapotkin, in the Russian Embassy, returning your call.
好，等一下
Yes, yes! Hang on. I'm sorry, Ted. This is private.
抱歉，泰德，私人电话 Yes, yes! Hang on. I'm sorry, Ted. This is private.
抱歉，泰德，私人电话
- Mr. Krapotkin? Is this a secure line? - Yes?
克雷金先生？ - Mr. Krapotkin? Is this a secure line? - Yes?
是的 - Mr. Krapotkin? Is this a secure line? - Yes?
这线电话安全吗？ - Mr. Krapotkin? Is this a secure line? - Yes?
这线电话安全吗？
克雷金先生？这线电话…
Mr. Krapotkin? Is this a secure...
克雷金先生？这线电话…
Are you joking?
你在开玩笑吗？ Are you joking?
你在开玩笑吗？
不是，我担心我同事的安危
No! I'm very worried about my associate, you know, Chad.
查德 No! I'm very worried about my associate, you know, Chad.
查德
他在你们手上吗？
- Do you have him? - Do we have him?
在我们手上？ - Do you have him? - Do we have him?
在我们手上？
他是不是…我不知道你们怎么讲
Is he... Was he... Well, I don't know what the term is.
他是不是…我不知道你们怎么讲
被抓包？
Did he go over?
被抓包？
I don't understand. Is he not at Hardbodies?
我不明白 I don't understand. Is he not at Hardbodies?
他不在健身中心？ I don't understand. Is he not at Hardbodies?
他不在健身中心？
不在
No. Look, could I come in and discuss this?
能不能当面谈？ No. Look, could I come in and discuss this?
能不能当面谈？
I'm very busy at the moment.
我现在很忙 I'm very busy at the moment.
我还是去一趟 I'm very busy at the moment.
我还是去一趟
I'm coming anyway.
你好像心神不宁
You seem distracted.
你好像心神不宁
有吗？
Do I?
这几天都心神不宁 Do I?
这几天都心神不宁
Very distracted. The last few days.
这几天都心神不宁
工作
Work.
切那么多红萝卜够了吧？
You think that might be enough carrots?
切那么多红萝卜够了吧？
什么？
What?
什么？
做沙拉？
For the salad.
做沙拉？
你这个人真的很悲观
You know, you really are a negative person.
你这个人真的很悲观
什么？
What?
我试着不去注意 What?
我试着不去注意
I've tried to ignore it,
我试着不去注意
to remain upbeat.
保持愉快心情 to remain upbeat.
保持愉快心情
哈利，别闹了
Harry, stop the foolishness.
别闹了？ Harry, stop the foolishness.
别闹了？
- Stop the foolishness? - Yes, and behave.
对，乖乖听话 - Stop the foolishness? - Yes, and behave.
对，乖乖听话
我又不是你那些狐群狗党
You are not speaking to one of your "shithole buddies."
我又不是你那些狐群狗党
喂？
Hello?
喂？
老婆？
Honey, it's so good to hear your voice.
听到你的声音真好 Honey, it's so good to hear your voice.
听到你的声音真好
Is something wrong, Harry?
哈利，怎么了？ Is something wrong, Harry?
哈利，怎么了？
没事
No. Yeah. Can you come home? Baby needs you.
有事 No. Yeah. Can you come home? Baby needs you.
你能回来吗？ No. Yeah. Can you come home? Baby needs you.
宝贝需要你，请你回来好吗？ No. Yeah. Can you come home? Baby needs you.
宝贝需要你，请你回来好吗？
Can you please come home?
哈利，我签书会不能中途离开 Can you please come home?
哈利，我签书会不能中途离开
Harry, you know I can't just leave the book tour.
哈利，我签书会不能中途离开
我拿你的礼物给你，做好了
I can show you your present. It's finished.
我拿你的礼物给你，做好了
Harry, I can't just leave. There are two days left.
哈利，我走不开 Harry, I can't just leave. There are two days left.
剩下两天，还要去西雅图 Harry, I can't just leave. There are two days left.
剩下两天，还要去西雅图
There's still Seattle.
剩下两天，还要去西雅图
好吧
Yeah.
我爱你，哈利 Yeah.
我爱你，哈利
I love you, Harry.
我爱你，哈利
Yeah. I love you, too.
我也爱你 Yeah. I love you, too.
我也爱你
王八蛋！
Hey! Fucker!
王八蛋！
Fucker!
王八蛋！ Fucker!
王八蛋！
Fucker!
王八蛋！
谁派你来的？
Who do you work for?
谁派你来的？
Who do you work for?
谁派你来的？
你是谁？
Who are you? Who are you?
谁派你来的？中情局？国安会？ Who are you? Who are you?
谁派你来的？中情局？国安会？
Who do you work for? CIA? NSC?
塔曼马许！ Who do you work for? CIA? NSC?
塔曼马许！
- Tuchman Marsh! - What?
什么？ - Tuchman Marsh! - What?
塔曼马许！ - Tuchman Marsh! - What?
塔曼马许！
- Tuchman Marsh. - Tuchman Marsh?
塔曼马许？ - Tuchman Marsh. - Tuchman Marsh?
对！ - Tuchman Marsh. - Tuchman Marsh?
对！
Yes.
你叫塔曼马许 Yes.
你叫塔曼马许
Your name is Tuchman Marsh?
塔曼、马许、霍普曼、罗迪诺 Your name is Tuchman Marsh?
塔曼、马许、霍普曼、罗迪诺
Tuchman Marsh Hauptman Rodino!
他们派我来的 Tuchman Marsh Hauptman Rodino!
他们派我来的
- I work for them! - You work for Tuchman Marsh.
塔曼马许派你来的？ - I work for them! - You work for Tuchman Marsh.
塔曼马许派你来的？
对
Yes!
对
Is that a law firm?
律师事务所？ Is that a law firm?
不，是摇滚乐团 Is that a law firm?
不，是摇滚乐团
No, a rock band. Yes, it's a law firm.
当然是律师事务所 No, a rock band. Yes, it's a law firm.
当然是律师事务所
你干嘛跟踪我？
Well, why are you following me?
离婚官司！笨蛋！ Well, why are you following me?
离婚官司！笨蛋！
Divorce action, numb nuts!
离婚官司！笨蛋！
我老婆雇用你？
My wife hired you?
我老婆雇用你？
不是，你老婆雇用塔曼马许
No. Your wife hired Tuchman Marsh. Tuchman Marsh hired me.
他们派我来，我是他们的员工 No. Your wife hired Tuchman Marsh. Tuchman Marsh hired me.
他们派我来，我是他们的员工
I work for Tuchman Marsh.
他们派我来，我是他们的员工
珊蒂…
Sandy.
珊蒂…
拜托你少幼稚了，这种事很常见
Jesus. Grow up, man. It happens to everybody.
拜托你少幼稚了，这种事很常见
到了第3天的午夜
"And at midnight of the third day,
连警卫都睡着了 "And at midnight of the third day,
连警卫都睡着了
"even the sergeant at arms fell asleep.
连警卫都睡着了
就在这时候
"And it was just then, at that very moment, that Oliver sneezed."
在那个当下 "And it was just then, at that very moment, that Oliver sneezed."
奥立佛打了喷嚏 "And it was just then, at that very moment, that Oliver sneezed."
奥立佛打了喷嚏
能不能…
Can we just... I'm sorry to interrupt.
抱歉打岔 Can we just... I'm sorry to interrupt.
抱歉打岔
You have to let the folks at home see this illustration.
要让电视观众看这张插图 You have to let the folks at home see this illustration.
要让电视观众看这张插图
能不能拍一下？
Can we just get a shot of that?
能不能拍一下？
就是这张
There, there it is.
奥立佛打断国会议程 There, there it is.
奥立佛打断国会议程
It's Oliver interrupting the filibuster with...
奥立佛打断国会议程
画得真好
- That's wonderful. - It's wonderful.
画得好 - That's wonderful. - It's wonderful.
这本书是“奥立佛的议事程序” - That's wonderful. - It's wonderful.
这本书是“奥立佛的议事程序”
The book is Point of Order Oliver!
这位才华洋溢的作者是珊蒂法勒 The book is Point of Order Oliver!
这位才华洋溢的作者是珊蒂法勒
And the talented author is Sandra Pfarrer.
请继续收看下一段节目 And the talented author is Sandra Pfarrer.
请继续收看下一段节目
She'll stay with us for our next segment
专访沙拉达人
when we meet the Sultan of Salad.
再来是第2段的德莫麦隆尼专访 when we meet the Sultan of Salad.
再来是第2段的德莫麦隆尼专访
And then it's part two of our very special interview with Dermot Mulroney.
所以请别转台 And then it's part two of our very special interview with Dermot Mulroney.
所以请别转台
So keep it where it is.
所以请别转台
（早安西雅图）
太离谱了，我们明明讲得很清楚
That was way out of line. We were so unbelievably clear with them,
太离谱了，我们明明讲得很清楚
只是念一段奥立佛
- "It's just an Oliver segment." - That's fine.
只是念一段奥立佛
Del and Connie are such putzes.
没关系，谢谢，没事了 Del and Connie are such putzes.
没关系，谢谢，没事了
That's fine. Thank you, we're done.
好，很好 That's fine. Thank you, we're done.
好，很好
Well, okay, great.
I thought that would never end.
我还以为没完没了 I thought that would never end.
我还以为没完没了
我也是
Me, too.
我也是
我先把妆卸掉
Let me get this crap off my face.
我先把妆卸掉
（余额不足通知）
搞什么？
What the fuck?
搞什么？
请问有什么事吗？
Yes, madam. Can we help you?
这是什么鸟大使馆？ Yes, madam. Can we help you?
这是什么鸟大使馆？
What kind of Mickey Mouse embassy are you running, anyway?
我等了45分钟 What kind of Mickey Mouse embassy are you running, anyway?
我等了45分钟
I've been waiting for 45 minutes!
抱歉，有急事 I've been waiting for 45 minutes!
抱歉，有急事
I'm so sorry, ma'am. An urgent matter.
抱歉，有急事
Well, maybe this is an urgent matter,
也许这才是急事 Well, maybe this is an urgent matter,
也许这才是急事
因为查德失踪48小时了
since, you know, Chad's been missing for 48 hours.
我不知道查德先生的下落 since, you know, Chad's been missing for 48 hours.
我不知道查德先生的下落
I do not know the whereabouts of Mr. Chad, madam.
我不知道查德先生的下落
他被带走时是在替你们收集情报
He was gathering information for you when he was taken.
他被带走时是在替你们收集情报
We're not interested in such information. It was dribble.
我们对那种情报没兴趣 We're not interested in such information. It was dribble.
都是瞎扯的小事 We're not interested in such information. It was dribble.
都是瞎扯的小事
小事？
Dribble?
你想拿回你的光碟吗？
Would you like your disk back, madam?
小事？
Dribble?
小事？
我就给你小事
I will give you dribble. You listen to me, Mr. Krapotkin.
听好了，克雷金先生 I will give you dribble. You listen to me, Mr. Krapotkin.
听好了，克雷金先生
我是美国公民，你不能这样对我
I am a US citizen,
我是美国公民，你不能这样对我
and I will not take this kind of treatment.
我是美国公民，你不能这样对我
我的支票因为余额不足而跳票
My check was returned for insufficient funds.
我的支票因为余额不足而跳票
不可能
No. No, no, ma'am. No.
不可能，我户头里有4万多美元 No. No, no, ma'am. No.
不可能，我户头里有4万多美元
There're over $40,000 in that account.
那个户头没有透支 There're over $40,000 in that account.
那个户头没有透支
The account is not overdrawn.
那个户头没有透支
几时？
When?
几时？
她怎么能提领？
But how could she have access with...
那我们的存款帐户… But how could she have access with...
那我们的存款帐户…
What about our savings...
我的存款帐户呢？ What about our savings...
我的存款帐户呢？
What about my savings account?
我的存款帐户呢？
Mmm-hmm.
不知道 Mmm-hmm.
不知道
No. No, I'm sorry. I don't know the number to my savings account,
抱歉，我不知道存款帐户的帐号 No. No, I'm sorry. I don't know the number to my savings account,
因为信不信由你 No. No, I'm sorry. I don't know the number to my savings account,
因为信不信由你
because believe it or not, I don't spend my entire day
我不是闲来没事都在背那些数字 because believe it or not, I don't spend my entire day
我不是闲来没事都在背那些数字
sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers
去记我的银行帐号，白痴！ sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers
去记我的银行帐号，白痴！
to my fucking bank accounts! Moron!
去记我的银行帐号，白痴！
不行
No way. No, no way. Whoa! No way, Linda. No.
不行啦，琳达 No way. No, no way. Whoa! No way, Linda. No.
不行 No way. No, no way. Whoa! No way, Linda. No.
不行
我不会啊
Well, I can't do it, Ted.
我不会啊
我对电脑一窍不通
I don't know anything about computers.
这件事太荒谬了 I don't know anything about computers.
这件事太荒谬了
Linda, this whole thing is crazy.
这件事太荒谬了
第一次就荒谬，你们又再做？
It was crazy the first time, and you want to do it again?
闯进别人家？ It was crazy the first time, and you want to do it again?
闯进别人家？
Break into the man's house?
你说俄国人不要这个东西
You said the Russians didn't even want this stuff.
我的眼界没这么狭隘 You said the Russians didn't even want this stuff.
我的眼界没这么狭隘
My world is bigger than that, Ted.
还有其他人
There are other people.
还有其他人
还有中国
There are the Chinese.
还有中国
琳达，这些手术…
Linda, these surgeries...
琳达，这些手术…
不！和手术无关
No. It's not about the surgeries, Ted!
我们可以藉此机会找回查德 No. It's not about the surgeries, Ted!
我们可以藉此机会找回查德
We can use this as leverage to get Chad back.
我们可以藉此机会找回查德
为什么要找他？
What do you mean get him back?
拿情报当武器啊！ What do you mean get him back?
拿情报当武器啊！
Information is power, Ted. Hello!
为什么要找他？ Information is power, Ted. Hello!
为什么要找他？
What do you mean get him back?
为什么要找他？
你不知道他在哪儿？
You don't know where he is?
你不知道他在哪儿？
他被抓走了
Somebody has him, Ted. We can use this to...
可以利用这个机会… Somebody has him, Ted. We can use this to...
可以利用这个机会…
You call the police if you wanna get back missing people.
找失踪人口要去报警 You call the police if you wanna get back missing people.
找失踪人口要去报警
I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it!
我不能接受！你明明知道嘛 I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it!
我不能接受！你明明知道嘛
You know I can't do that.
我不能接受！你明明知道嘛
We're operating off the map here, Ted.
现在是秘密行动 We're operating off the map here, Ted.
现在是秘密行动
This is higher than the police. It is higher than them.
警方处理不了，他们没权限 This is higher than the police. It is higher than them.
警方处理不了，他们没权限
- Linda, I... - I need a can-do person, Ted!
我要找个有能力的人
I hate your negativity! I hate your reasons why not!
我讨厌你的消极 I hate your negativity! I hate your reasons why not!
我讨厌你的消极
I hate you! I hate you!
我讨厌你的理由！我讨厌你！ I hate you! I hate you!
要喝什么？
What will it be?
要喝什么？
威士忌加七喜
Seven and Seven.
威士忌加七喜
喂？
- Hello? - It's Harry.
我是哈利 - Hello? - It's Harry.
我是哈利
你以为婚姻是…
You think a marriage is... And then it's...
结果却… You think a marriage is... And then it's...
结果却…
But this has all been a long time coming.
但罗马不是一天造成的 But this has all been a long time coming.
但罗马不是一天造成的
是这样吗？
Was it? Well, yeah, right.
对啦 Was it? Well, yeah, right.
对啦
我只是沮丧而已
I'm just depressed.
我只是沮丧而已
我要去运动，3天没跑步了
I gotta exercise. I haven't run in three days.
我要去运动，3天没跑步了
屁股都下垂了
Butt crunches, anything.
屁股都下垂了
我可以在这里待一会儿吗？
You think maybe I could stay here for a little while?
我可以在这里待一会儿吗？
天哪！不行…你不能老是依赖我
Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no.
天哪！不行…你不能老是依赖我
It can't always come from me.
我没那么坚强 It can't always come from me.
我没那么坚强
I'm not that strong!
我没那么坚强
我都没要你帮我
You are not here for me, Harry.
我都没要你帮我
我要找个有能力的人，你却…
I need a can-do person! You're all defeated!
兵败如山倒！ I need a can-do person! You're all defeated!
我只知道查德能做，但他不见了
Chad is the only can-do person I know,
我只知道查德能做，但他不见了
- and now he's gone. He's gone. - I'm sorry, baby.
抱歉，我会乖，我会改的 - and now he's gone. He's gone. - I'm sorry, baby.
抱歉，我会乖，我会改的
I'll be good. I'll be better.
抱歉，我会乖，我会改的
我只是要运动
I just gotta exercise.
如果你有运动步道…查德是谁？ I just gotta exercise.
如果你有运动步道…查德是谁？
- Do you have a pedestrian path or something? - Who the fuck is Chad?
他是我的同事 - Do you have a pedestrian path or something? - Who the fuck is Chad?
他是我的同事
He's my friend from work.
他是我的同事
You can help me find him.
你可以帮我找他 You can help me find him.
你认识执法人员？帮我打电话问 You can help me find him.
你认识执法人员？帮我打电话问
You know law enforcement people.
你认识执法人员？帮我打电话问
You could make a call.
你认识执法人员？帮我打电话问
- Unofficially. - Linda, hold on.
等一下 - Unofficially. - Linda, hold on.
等一下
出了什么事？他叫什么名字？
What happened? What's his name?
查德费海默 What happened? What's his name?
查德费海默
Chad Feldheimer.
他失踪了，2天没上班也不在家 Chad Feldheimer.
他失踪了，2天没上班也不在家
And he just disappeared. He hasn't been at work or at home for two days!
好吧，他的社会保险号码？ And he just disappeared. He hasn't been at work or at home for two days!
好吧，他的社会保险号码？
Okay. You know his Social Security number?
好吧，他的社会保险号码？
- No! I... - Okay.
我不知道 - No! I... - Okay.
好，你最后在哪儿见到他？ - No! I... - Okay.
好，你最后在哪儿见到他？
Where was the last place you saw him?
我不知道，他人间蒸发了 Where was the last place you saw him?
我不知道，他人间蒸发了
No, I don't know. He just disappeared.
我不知道，他人间蒸发了
The Jamba Juice on K Street.
他去K街喝饮料，然后就不见了 The Jamba Juice on K Street.
他去K街喝饮料，然后就不见了
And now he's gone.
好啦，没事了 And now he's gone.
好啦，没事了
No. Okay. Now, okay, okay.
我们会找到你同事的 No. Okay. Now, okay, okay.
我们会找到你同事的
We're gonna find your little buddy. It's a piece of cake.
小事一桩 We're gonna find your little buddy. It's a piece of cake.
小事一桩
Okay.
小事啦
- Piece of cake. Very easy. - Okay.
好吧 - Piece of cake. Very easy. - Okay.
有哈利在 - Piece of cake. Very easy. - Okay.
有哈利在
嘴巴张大，张大
Open your mouth, open it. Do as the doctor says. Come on, open your mouth.
听医生的话，快点 Open your mouth, open it. Do as the doctor says. Come on, open your mouth.
嘴巴张大，快点 Open your mouth, open it. Do as the doctor says. Come on, open your mouth.
嘴巴张大，快点
Come on. Open your mouth. Now look here, young man.
嘴巴张大 Come on. Open your mouth. Now look here, young man.
听好了，照我的话去做 Come on. Open your mouth. Now look here, young man.
听好了，照我的话去做
You do as I say, or I'm gonna ask your mother to leave the doctor's room,
否则我请你妈妈出去 You do as I say, or I'm gonna ask your mother to leave the doctor's room,
让我们自己来解决 You do as I say, or I'm gonna ask your mother to leave the doctor's room,
让我们自己来解决
and you and I are gonna sort it out between us.
让我们自己来解决
喂？
Hello? I'm with a patient.
我有病人 Hello? I'm with a patient.
我有病人
就是她从昨天就在看的病人？
And it's the same fucking patient she's been with since yesterday?
跟卡克斯医生说我有新钥匙了 And it's the same fucking patient she's been with since yesterday?
跟卡克斯医生说我有新钥匙了
You tell Dr. Cox I have the new keys.
跟卡克斯医生说我有新钥匙了
亲爱的
Hey, there, sunshine.
亲爱的
你好多了嘛
You seem better.
我早上去健身房了 You seem better.
我早上去健身房了
Yeah, well, I snuck in a little gym time this morning.
咱俩昨晚的运动也不无小补 Yeah, well, I snuck in a little gym time this morning.
咱俩昨晚的运动也不无小补
And our exercise last night didn't hurt.
咱俩昨晚的运动也不无小补
哈利！
Why, Harry.
告诉你，我不能再当无头苍蝇 Why, Harry.
告诉你，我不能再当无头苍蝇
Boy, I tell you. I'm through banging my head against the wall.
我要做对自己好的事 Boy, I tell you. I'm through banging my head against the wall.
我要做对自己好的事
I'm gonna start doing what's right for me.
我有同感，你要做对自己好的事 I'm gonna start doing what's right for me.
我有同感，你要做对自己好的事
I believe that, also. I think you have to do what's right for you.
对！我最近才顿悟的 I believe that, also. I think you have to do what's right for you.
对！我最近才顿悟的
Yeah. Hell, yeah. You know, I had a shock recently,
对！我最近才顿悟的
我发现人生苦短，迟早都会死
and I realized that life is not infinite and that no one is immortal.
一定要保持乐观 and I realized that life is not infinite and that no one is immortal.
一定要保持乐观
I think that it's very important to maintain a positive attitude.
面带微笑，开心一点 I think that it's very important to maintain a positive attitude.
面带微笑，开心一点
Always up, always ebullient.
面带微笑，开心一点
别钻牛角尖
Don't sweat the small stuff.
这些都是小事 Don't sweat the small stuff.
这些都是小事
- And it's all small stuff. - And it's all small stuff.
这些都是小事
先拿这个
Just for starters.
Boy.
天哪
Why, this is where we first met, you remember?
第一次见面就在这里，记得吗？ Why, this is where we first met, you remember?
第一次见面就在这里，记得吗？
当然记得
Of course I do.
And it's hard to know what the important days are until you...
没经历过就不知道什么日子重要 And it's hard to know what the important days are until you...
没经历过就不知道什么日子重要
Now, I told myself that I wasn't going to be paranoid,
我告诉自己不要疑神疑鬼 Now, I told myself that I wasn't going to be paranoid,
我告诉自己不要疑神疑鬼
但那个人是不是在看我们？
but is that guy looking at us?
但那个人是不是在看我们？
不是
No. Uh-uh.
不是
有没有查德的下落？
Have you found out anything about Chad?
有没有查德的下落？
No, nothing yet.
还没有，我打了几通电话 No, nothing yet.
还没有，我打了几通电话
I put in a couple of calls. It shouldn't take too long.
应该不会太久 I put in a couple of calls. It shouldn't take too long.
真的吗？
Really?
真的吗？
对，现在的资料库多到不像话
Yeah. There are so many databases now it's a joke.
我当保镳的时候 Yeah. There are so many databases now it's a joke.
我当保镳的时候
Back when I was in PP, there was still an art
寻人还是艺术，但现在不是了 Back when I was in PP, there was still an art
寻人还是艺术，但现在不是了
to finding people. But not anymore.
寻人还是艺术，但现在不是了
Now with cell phones? I mean, pretty soon everybody's gonna know
现在有手机 Now with cell phones? I mean, pretty soon everybody's gonna know
很快大家就能随时掌握你的行踪 Now with cell phones? I mean, pretty soon everybody's gonna know
很快大家就能随时掌握你的行踪
where you are at any given moment, any given moment.
随时更新 where you are at any given moment, any given moment.
随时更新
Mmm-hmm.
好吧
All right.
好吧
你们喝完饮料时
When you left Jamba Juice,
你们喝完饮料时
查德有说他要去哪儿吗？
did Chad give you any idea where he might be going?
查德有说他要去哪儿吗？
我知道他要去哪儿
- I know where he was going. - You do?
你知道？ - I know where he was going. - You do?
乔治城 - I know where he was going. - You do?
乔治城
Georgetown. Olive Street. 160 Olive Street.
橄榄街 Georgetown. Olive Street. 160 Olive Street.
橄榄街160号 Georgetown. Olive Street. 160 Olive Street.
橄榄街160号
奥斯彭卡克斯的住处
It's the residence of this guy, Osborne Cox.
奥斯彭卡克斯的住处
你是谁？
Who are you?
你是谁？
什么？
What?
什么？
你是谁？你是中情局？
Who are you? You CIA? NSA? You're military?
国安会？还是军方人员？ Who are you? You CIA? NSA? You're military?
国安会？还是军方人员？
谁派你来的？
Who do you work for? Who do you work for?
谁派你来的？ Who do you work for? Who do you work for?
谁派你来的？
你是谁？
Who are you?
你是谁？
我只是…
I'm just Linda Litzke.
琳达丽慈 I'm just Linda Litzke.
琳达丽慈
哈利！
Harry!
哈利！
我的天啊！
For Pete's sake.
我的天啊！
你是我老婆的情夫？
And you are my wife's lover?
你是我老婆的情夫？
不是
No.
不是
不然你在这里干嘛？
Then what are you doing here?
不然你在这里干嘛？
我认识你
I know you. You're the guy from the gym.
你是健身中心那个人 I know you. You're the guy from the gym.
你是健身中心那个人
我不是代表健身中心来的
I'm not here representing Hardbodies.
对，我知道你代表谁
Yes. I know very well what you represent.
对，我知道你代表谁
你代表今天的闹剧
You represent the idiocy of today.
你代表今天的闹剧
也不是这样啦
I don't represent that, either.
也不是这样啦
对，我去健身中心
Yeah. You're the guy at the gym
对，我去健身中心
when I asked about that moronic woman.
就是找你问那个白痴女人 when I asked about that moronic woman.
就是找你问那个白痴女人
她不是白痴
She's not a moron.
你是那个白痴女人的同伙 She's not a moron.
你是那个白痴女人的同伙
You're in league with that moronic woman.
你是那个白痴女人的同伙
You're part of a league of morons.
你也是个白痴 You're part of a league of morons.
不是 You're part of a league of morons.
不是
No. No.
不是
就是
Yes. You see, you're one of the morons
我穷尽一生都在对付你这种白痴 Yes. You see, you're one of the morons
我穷尽一生都在对付你这种白痴
I've been fighting my whole life,
我努力了一辈子 I've been fighting my whole life,
我努力了一辈子
my whole fucking life. But guess what.
但你知道吗？ my whole fucking life. But guess what.
但你知道吗？
今天是我赢了
Today, I win.
今天是我赢了
Stop!
站住！ Stop!
站住！
Intruder!
擅闯民宅！ Intruder!
擅闯民宅！
站住！
Stop! Intruder! Stop!
擅闯民宅！站住！ Stop! Intruder! Stop!
擅闯民宅！站住！
等等！
Wait. Wait a minute.
等一下 Wait. Wait a minute.
等一下
财政部那个法勒呢？
Where is the Treasury guy? Pfarrer?
财政部那个法勒呢？
现在？
- Right now? - Right now.
现在 - Right now? - Right now.
现在
他在华府机场的拘留室
He is in a detention room at Washington Dulles.
为什么？ He is in a detention room at Washington Dulles.
为什么？
Why?
他想登机去委内瑞拉 Why?
他想登机去委内瑞拉
He was trying to board a flight to Venezuela.
他想登机去委内瑞拉
旅客名单上有他
We had his name on a hot list. CBP pulled him in.
海关巡警逮捕了他 We had his name on a hot list. CBP pulled him in.
海关巡警逮捕了他
不知道他要去委内瑞拉干嘛
Don't know why he was trying to go to Venezuela.
你不知道？ Don't know why he was trying to go to Venezuela.
你不知道？
You don't know.
你不知道？
不知道
No, sir.
不知道
我们和委内瑞拉没有引渡合作
We have no extradition with Venezuela.
我们和委内瑞拉没有引渡合作
Oh!
要怎么处置他？
So what should we do with him?
要怎么处置他？
For fuck's sake, put him on the next flight to Venezuela.
让他搭下一班飞机去委内瑞拉啊 For fuck's sake, put him on the next flight to Venezuela.
让他搭下一班飞机去委内瑞拉啊
是
Yes, sir. Okay.
好的 Yes, sir. Okay.
好的
好吧，健身中心经理死了
- Okay. So the gym manager is dead. - Yes, sir.
对 - Okay. So the gym manager is dead. - Yes, sir.
尸体… - Okay. So the gym manager is dead. - Yes, sir.
尸体…
The body is...
处理掉了 The body is...
处理掉了
That's gone, sir.
处理掉了
好
Okay.
好
但还有个…
But there was a snag.
小问题 But there was a snag.
小问题
什么问题？
What?
什么问题？
Well...
那个分析员卡克斯
this analyst, Cox, was attacking the gym guy.
在攻击健身中心经理 this analyst, Cox, was attacking the gym guy.
在攻击健身中心经理
大白天在街上，我们的人…
It was in broad daylight, on the street.
大白天在街上，我们的人…
Our man did not know what to do.
他不知道怎么办，就出手干预 Our man did not know what to do.
他不知道怎么办，就出手干预
Felt he had to step in.
他不知道怎么办，就出手干预
然后呢？
Yes?
然后呢？
他…
He...
他…
他枪杀了分析员
He shot the analyst. He shot Cox.
他枪杀了卡克斯 He shot the analyst. He shot Cox.
他枪杀了卡克斯
很好
Good. Great. Is he dead?
太好了，他死了吗？ Good. Great. Is he dead?
太好了，他死了吗？
没有，他昏迷中
No, sir. He's in a coma.
医生说他过不了这关
They don't think he's gonna make it. They don't think...
他们很确定他脑死了 They don't think he's gonna make it. They don't think...
他们很确定他脑死了
They're pretty sure that he has no brain function.
他们很确定他脑死了
好吧
Okay. Okay. If he wakes up, we'll worry about it then. Jesus, what a clusterfuck.
等他醒了再来烦恼 Okay. Okay. If he wakes up, we'll worry about it then. Jesus, what a clusterfuck.
天哪！乱七八糟的 Okay. Okay. If he wakes up, we'll worry about it then. Jesus, what a clusterfuck.
就这样吧 Okay. Okay. If he wakes up, we'll worry about it then. Jesus, what a clusterfuck.
就这样吧
So, that's it then?
别再让别人知道任何事
No one else really knows anything. Okay.
别再让别人知道任何事
Um...
Well, sir, there is...
有一个人… Well, sir, there is...
有一个人…
怎样？
What?
怎样？ What?
怎样？
有个女人…
There is the woman, the gym woman,
就是健身中心那个琳达丽慈 There is the woman, the gym woman,
就是健身中心那个琳达丽慈
Linda Litzke.
干！对啦！天哪！ Linda Litzke.
干！对啦！天哪！
Oh! Fuck, yeah. God! Where is she?
她人呢？ Oh! Fuck, yeah. God! Where is she?
她人呢？
我们抓了她，她在局里
We picked her up. We have her.
我们抓了她，她在局里
抓了她？要干嘛？
We have her? To do what with?
抓了她？要干嘛？
她说她愿意配合
She says she'll play ball if we pay for some,
只要我们先付… She says she'll play ball if we pay for some,
听起来很奇怪啦 She says she'll play ball if we pay for some,
听起来很奇怪啦
I know this sounds odd, some surgeries
付钱让她去动手术 I know this sounds odd, some surgeries
付钱让她去动手术
that she wants, cosmetic surgery.
整型手术 that she wants, cosmetic surgery.
整型手术
她说她不会泄露半个字
She says she'll sit on everything.
她说她不会泄露半个字
多少钱？
How much?
分成好几个手术，总共是… How much?
分成好几个手术，总共是…
There were several procedures.
分成好几个手术，总共是…
- Altogether they... - Pay it.
付吧 - Altogether they... - Pay it.
付吧
是，好的
Yes, sir. Okay. Yeah.
我的老天！
Jesus fucking Christ!
我的老天！
Yeah.
是啊 Yeah.
What do we learn, Palmer?
帕马，我们学到什么教训？ What do we learn, Palmer?
我不知道 What do we learn, Palmer?
我不知道
I don't know, sir.
我不知道
我也不知道
I don't fucking know, either.
我也不知道
大概是学会别再犯吧
- I guess we learn not to do it again. - Yes, sir.
是 - I guess we learn not to do it again. - Yes, sir.
搞不懂我们到底做了什么 - I guess we learn not to do it again. - Yes, sir.
搞不懂我们到底做了什么
I'm fucked if I know what we did.
是啊，搞不懂 I'm fucked if I know what we did.
是啊，搞不懂
Yes, sir, it's hard to say.
是啊，搞不懂
我的老天爷！
Jesus fucking Christ.
我的老天爷！